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[The Sheriff]

However, you're probably past such things these days.


 

Opti and I have the experience of several marriages under our belts, whereas you are still shittin yellow. Come back in ten years or so when you know what's what sonny.

I'm currently in the market for wife number four.

My requirements are 'reasonable'


Tall.......slim (but with big tits)....blonde........age 20-35 years.......and preferably of scandinavian origin.

Not too much to ask for.


Oh....and attentive to her master's needs.

That seems perfectly reasonable to me.
Now.....what to do with the current Mrs. Opti? I presume she won't go quietly? 

[the alarming man]

However, you're probably past such things these days.


 

Opti and I have the experience of several marriages under our belts, whereas you are still shittin yellow. Come back in ten years or so when you know what's what sonny.

I'm currently in the market for wife number four.

My requirements are 'reasonable'


Tall.......slim (but with big tits)....blonde........age 20-35 years.......and preferably of scandinavian origin.

Not too much to ask for.


Oh....and attentive to her master's needs.

That seems perfectly reasonable to me.
Now.....what to do with the current Mrs. Opti? I presume she won't go quietly? 

New patio may be???

[The Sheriff]

Where the conservatory used to be 

[the alarming man]

Where the conservatory used to be 

or a new conservatory......

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

However, you're probably past such things these days.


 

Opti and I have the experience of several marriages under our belts, whereas you are still shittin yellow. Come back in ten years or so when you know what's what sonny.

I'm currently in the market for wife number four.

My requirements are 'reasonable'


Tall.......slim (but with big tits)....blonde........age 20-35 years.......and preferably of scandinavian origin.

Not too much to ask for.


Oh....and attentive to her master's needs.

That seems perfectly reasonable to me.
Now.....what to do with the current Mrs. Opti? I presume she won't go quietly? 

Women are strange creatures.

I sometimes visit Mrs Opti 2 when her new boyfriend is at work and Mrs Opti 3 gets the hump.

The same happens when I pay her delectable sister a visit.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Where the conservatory used to be 

Ohhh....that hurts. You nasty scouser.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Where the conservatory used to be 

or a new conservatory......

Less conservatory ....more garden.

[EMD]

Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content. 

What no sunday morning fry up 

[05omegav6]

Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content. 

What no sunday morning fry up 

Coffee, nookie then brunch fill your boots before your belly otherwise you'll either end up with indigestion or being sick. And girls generally hate being vomited over

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content. 

What no sunday morning fry up 

Coffee, nookie then brunch fill your boots before your belly otherwise you'll either end up with indigestion or being sick. And girls generally hate being vomited over

I tend to agree with that statement.