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[The Sheriff]

Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content. 

[chrisgixer]

....and a genuine over take. What more could we want?

[The Sheriff]

Good

[TheBoy]

Not the most boring race I've ever watched, but I see the stewards are still hell-bent on preventing them from actually racing

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content.

You may be content on this fine Sunday morning but your young wife may not want to watch the GP.

She may want something different.

[chrisgixer]

Not the most boring race I've ever watched, but I see the stewards are still hell-bent on preventing them from actually racing

Fell asleep. Not a bored sleep though you understand, but a happy contented type of sleep. But obviously wasn't enough going on to keep my attention.... At the time.

Then I woke to see who won.

[The Sheriff]

Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content.

You may be content on this fine Sunday morning but your young wife may not want to watch the GP.

She may want something different.

She took the dog out. There was a chance of rain and I might have caught a chill.

[Crazycarzowner]

Its all me me me!!! What about what Mrs STMO might want??? 

[The Sheriff]

Its all me me me!!! What about what Mrs STMO might want??? 

Mrs. STMO realises just how lucky she is to have netted such a catch as me. She works very long hours and is grateful that she has someone to look after the house while she is out, not to mention the financial advice she gets for free.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Its all me me me!!! What about what Mrs STMO might want??? 

Mrs. STMO realises just how lucky she is to have netted such a catch as me. She works very long hours and is grateful that she has someone to look after the house while she is out, not to mention the financial advice she gets for free.

Gawd help the girl.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content.

You may be content on this fine Sunday morning but your young wife may not want to watch the GP.

She may want something different.

She took the dog out. There was a chance of rain and I might have caught a chill.

I was thinking more of some good old fashioned 'rumpo'.

However, you're probably past such things these days.

[Crazycarzowner]

However, you're probably past such things these days.


 

[The Sheriff]

Wifey has brought me a coffee, GP is about to start on the telly, no work/school for anyone tomorrow.........I am content.

You may be content on this fine Sunday morning but your young wife may not want to watch the GP.

She may want something different.

She took the dog out. There was a chance of rain and I might have caught a chill.

I was thinking more of some good old fashioned 'rumpo'.

However, you're probably past such things these days.

Not exactly past it, just a lot less interested than I used to be. My old soldier has his long and distinguished service medals, so has nothing more to prove. Besides, as Groucho Marx once said, making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

[The Sheriff]

However, you're probably past such things these days.


 

Opti and I have the experience of several marriages under our belts, whereas you are still shittin yellow. Come back in ten years or so when you know what's what sonny.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

However, you're probably past such things these days.


 

Opti and I have the experience of several marriages under our belts, whereas you are still shittin yellow. Come back in ten years or so when you know what's what sonny.

I'm currently in the market for wife number four.

My requirements are 'reasonable'


Tall.......slim (but with big tits)....blonde........age 20-35 years.......and preferably of scandinavian origin.

Not too much to ask for.


Oh....and attentive to her master's needs.