Parked my recovery truck outside the house last night and folded the mirrors in so they wouldn't get hit by other motors passing. Goes out this morning and what's happened, some bastard has pulled the mirror out on the pavement side and smashed it to bits. Even left a dent in the wing where it hit so hard. Fortunatly the omega which wa parked in front was left unscathed but the point is that nobody these days has any respect for other peoples property. Phoned the law to make them aware but was just told it was probaly a drunk and the chance of cathing them was very slim. Told the boss which pissed him off just pleased that he didn't blame me for it. I offered to go halves for a new one but he said it was fine and he would sort it out what a nice man
tell them the car next door has no rd tax, they will soon take notice 
I had phoned plod to report my shattered rear window, just to get an incident No. for insurance claim. Fair play, they had a car with me within 5 mins, and went knocking on every door in the street asking if anyone had seen or heard anything.
Had the same response when someone side swiped my parked car. They were with me within a few minutes, again knocked on every door and even offered to take paint samples off my car as I suspected it was one of the poles, renting a house a few doors up, who had a bronze A4 with the same colour paint as left on my car. Didn't take their offer as I could see the damaged would t/cut out and the only other damage was a cracked mirror lens that I sourced a replacement for from my mated breakers yard.
The pole was a nice enough chap on the odd occasion that I'd park up when he was outside previous to the incident, but after that incident I'd just sit and watch him. When he noticed I was watching him he'd go inside.
He's moved now
