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[Elite Pete]

Oh dear a scrap Megane which needs a new box, Renault autos are terrible

Do you lot remember the old renault 25 i had a J reg 1 every gadget u could emagine it used to talk but what a S**T auto box 2 times had to change it in 4 years  

When we first started driving my mate had a Maestro Vanden Plas which spoke to you.

It was hillarious, it just spurted out random phrases all the time while you were driving.  

See the thing was you could be driving along and it would just say fuel level low please check ASAP or if u was cleaning out back door was open and u started the engine it would driver back door not shut  

Yep, always raised a smile when we were on the motorway and she was telling us the door was open.  

If i recall though, the burd that was doin' the talkin' had quite a nice voice.  

They all have until you've been married a while

[Kev]

Oh dear a scrap Megane which needs a new box, Renault autos are terrible

Do you lot remember the old renault 25 i had a J reg 1 every gadget u could emagine it used to talk but what a S**T auto box 2 times had to change it in 4 years  

When we first started driving my mate had a Maestro Vanden Plas which spoke to you.

It was hillarious, it just spurted out random phrases all the time while you were driving.  

See the thing was you could be driving along and it would just say fuel level low please check ASAP or if u was cleaning out back door was open and u started the engine it would driver back door not shut  

Yep, always raised a smile when we were on the motorway and she was telling us the door was open.  

If i recall though, the burd that was doin' the talkin' had quite a nice voice.  

They all have until you've been married a while

[Markie]

Oh dear a scrap Megane which needs a new box, Renault autos are terrible

box is now fine after a change of oil tonight car has now been to livingston and back - a 30 mile round run.....straight back out at £700 methinks   cracking looking car and everything works!

[Kev]

Oh dear a scrap Megane which needs a new box, Renault autos are terrible

box is now fine after a change of oil tonight car has now been to livingston and back - a 30 mile round run.....straight back out at £700 methinks   cracking looking car and everything works!

Result, well done there Mark.  

I'll look for it in the Advertiser.  

[Timbuk]

Oh dear a scrap Megane which needs a new box, Renault autos are terrible

box is now fine after a change of oil tonight car has now been to livingston and back - a 30 mile round run.....straight back out at £700 methinks   cracking looking car and everything works!

Nice one Markiec [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Elite Pete]

Well done Mark, money for old french rope

[Markie]

Thanks Folks

when i said a cracking little car - i did of course mean in the context of megans - not that i thought they wer easy on the eye as a marque. They are very soft as we know but there was never anyway i could lose on this one.

Lots of grim from the old box fluid - going to run it a week and make sure its ok before listing on the next free car listing day on ebay!

Any one want it   ? course not

[Martin_1962]

Oh dear a scrap Megane which needs a new box, Renault autos are terrible

box is now fine after a change of oil tonight car has now been to livingston and back - a 30 mile round run.....straight back out at £700 methinks   cracking looking car and everything works!

Phew - lucky you - you here so many horror stories that you wouldn't touch with a barge pole, and you jammy person have  a good one!!!!

[M-Tek Performance]

When we first started driving my mate had a Maestro Vanden Plas which spoke to you.

It was hillarious, it just spurted out random phrases all the time while you were driving.  

That was just a pre-emptive strike from the car, as something was going to break, it was just warning you LOL

[Del Boy]

Oh dear a scrap Megane which needs a new box, Renault autos are terrible

Do you lot remember the old renault 25 i had a J reg 1 every gadget u could emagine it used to talk but what a S**T auto box 2 times had to change it in 4 years  

When we first started driving my mate had a Maestro Vanden Plas which spoke to you.

It was hillarious, it just spurted out random phrases all the time while you were driving.  

See the thing was you could be driving along and it would just say fuel level low please check ASAP or if u was cleaning out back door was open and u started the engine it would driver back door not shut  

Yep, always raised a smile when we were on the motorway and she was telling us the door was open.  

If i recall though, the burd that was doin' the talkin' had quite a nice voice.  

Yeah she did have a nice voice wonder what she looked like  

[Del Boy]

Well done again markiec  

[Martin_1962]

Oh dear a scrap Megane which needs a new box, Renault autos are terrible

Do you lot remember the old renault 25 i had a J reg 1 every gadget u could emagine it used to talk but what a S**T auto box 2 times had to change it in 4 years  

When we first started driving my mate had a Maestro Vanden Plas which spoke to you.

It was hillarious, it just spurted out random phrases all the time while you were driving.  

See the thing was you could be driving along and it would just say fuel level low please check ASAP or if u was cleaning out back door was open and u started the engine it would driver back door not shut  

Yep, always raised a smile when we were on the motorway and she was telling us the door was open.  

If i recall though, the burd that was doin' the talkin' had quite a nice voice.  

Yeah she did have a nice voice wonder what she looked like