I guess that isn't the case and that I'll have to double check that I've taken my Ritalin on time before I post so I don't get banned again 
We don't mean to be the Fun Police. Believe it or not, the Admins like a giggle as well. Apparently.
We have to try to judge the intention of a post, and also the likely reaction to it, if that makes sense...
Without wanting to appear to misquote/outcontext TB, but we know GenDiss is expected to go off on a tangent and bear little resemblance to reality so - just once, - any chance we could steer this thread back towards the serious original intent without it degenerating into the normal playground pisstakes and banter?

The admins
were are trying to maintain at least one straigh(ish) path towards a happy conclusion.
With a wee help from the regular
suspects contributors, perhaps we can?
slainge.....
