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[Varche]

Makes me laugh,living in a hot country with little rainfall, that once again SE England is facing water shortages.

I have the prefect solution. Scrap HS2 and Divert the cash and build a barrage across the Wash. That would then become a huge freshwater reservoir/tourist attraction. Some HS2 cash could even be used to install a pipeline to serve Essex and Kent etc.

Then when it is completed we could sell it to the French( after all they now control our future energy supplies so why not give them the water too). Then the money raised could be used to fund another futile war somewhere to showcase our weapons industry!   

[doz]

I'm helping out by peeing in my neighbours garden at night. 

[tigers_gonads]

Makes me laugh,living in a hot country with little rainfall, that once again SE England is facing water shortages.

I have the prefect solution. Scrap HS2 and Divert the cash and build a barrage across the Wash. That would then become a huge freshwater reservoir/tourist attraction. Some HS2 cash could even be used to install a pipeline to serve Essex and Kent etc.

Then when it is completed we could sell it to the French( after all they now control our future energy supplies so why not give them the water too). Then the money raised could be used to fund another futile war somewhere to showcase our weapons industry!   

Didn't think we had one anymore 

[feeutfo]

It's a joke isn't it. And well repeated joke at that.

[aaronjb]

I'm looking forward to having a valid excuse not to wash my car for the next 9 months, though.. 

[tigers_gonads]

On tv last night that Scotland's rainfall is up 23% above average yet down in carrot cruncher land, it down 25%.

Just how hard is it to build a bloody big pipeline down the middle of the country ?

[cem_devecioglu]

I'm helping out by peeing in my neighbours garden at night. 

 

[tigers_gonads]

I'm helping out by peeing in my neighbours garden at night. 

 

I pee in my own 
If my dog can do it, I can   

[cem_devecioglu]

when we had water shortage some years ago, I was using air compressor for removing dust..

[TheBoy]

On tv last night that Scotland's rainfall is up 23% above average yet down in carrot cruncher land, it down 25%.

Just how hard is it to build a bloody big pipeline down the middle of the country ?

The pipework is easy, but pumping the water is more challenging

[TheBoy]

The do-gooders successfully prevented Thames Water from building that big reservoir near Didcot.  Let those dippy retards suffer first.

[cleggy]

Why Worry
If history is anything to go by now that a Hosepipe Ban is in force it will rain for the rest of the summer 

[tigers_gonads]

On tv last night that Scotland's rainfall is up 23% above average yet down in carrot cruncher land, it down 25%.

Just how hard is it to build a bloody big pipeline down the middle of the country ?

The pipework is easy, but pumping the water is more challenging

Not been upto Scotland for a good few years but how high (above sea level) are these resevoirs ?

At the end of the day, water flows with gravity and I wouldn't have thought that that many pumps would be needed 

Then again, what the break do I know 

[TheBoy]

And dont tell me, it looks downhill on the map....

[omega3000]

When scotland build the wall of independence we will be paying them for the water , salmons not stupid  Recycle the bath water and wash the car