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« Reply #75 on: 03 April 2008, 22:20:17 »

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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........tourers dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................
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« Reply #76 on: 03 April 2008, 22:22:30 »

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Marie i think Turbo Timex was actually talkin about you........ I could not believe it........ damned right rude I say..... In fact I think he deserves a jolly good thrashing at the next meet for such things :)


if i bend over you can kiss may as* to if you  like with all this grovellin. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

just kiddin ;D ;D ;D wouldnt wan t you near my backside ;)

Loo Poo just PM'd me to say it was a nice big backside....  ::) ::)
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« Reply #77 on: 03 April 2008, 22:23:17 »

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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........tourers dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Ha Ha did not work ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #78 on: 03 April 2008, 22:23:39 »

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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........tourers dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)
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« Reply #79 on: 03 April 2008, 22:27:01 »

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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

Has anyone seen miggy's teddy bear?  Last seen leaving pram!!!

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« Reply #80 on: 03 April 2008, 22:29:29 »

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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........tourers dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see tourers do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  
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« Reply #81 on: 03 April 2008, 22:30:46 »

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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

Has anyone seen miggy's teddy bear?  Last seen leaving pram!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

and you can shut up............go and rather shoot someone.
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« Reply #82 on: 03 April 2008, 22:30:55 »

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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see pikey wagons do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  

Teddy's definitely out :D
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« Reply #83 on: 03 April 2008, 22:33:48 »

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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see pikey wagons do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  
Hand on heart, caravans are a bloody nuisance for me in the warmer months.  They are not alone, there are other slow drivers, but caravans are by far the worse.
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« Reply #84 on: 03 April 2008, 22:33:55 »

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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see pikey wagons do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  

Teddy's definitely out :D

and you can take a running jump aswell........go and clean that rather red van
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« Reply #85 on: 03 April 2008, 22:34:42 »

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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see pikey wagons do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  

Teddy's definitely out :D

and you can take a running jump aswell........go and clean that rather red van

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« Reply #86 on: 03 April 2008, 22:34:46 »

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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see pikey wagons do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  
Hand on heart, 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys' are a bloody nuisance for me in the warmer months.  They are not alone, there are other slow drivers, but 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys' are by far the worse.

Total and utter rubbish
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« Reply #87 on: 03 April 2008, 22:35:29 »

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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

Has anyone seen miggy's teddy bear?  Last seen leaving pram!!!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

and you can shut up............go and rather shoot someone.

lol... and I wasnt even aiming for the bullseye.

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« Reply #88 on: 03 April 2008, 22:37:23 »

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spend my friday afternoons trudging down the A303 back from london to Devon.

Now there are some Pikey pullers who show some level of thought, they pull over if the queue gets too long behind them, that sort of thing, but christ there are some real fricking knob jockeys out there at this time of the year through to Sept.....

It would appear that the moment they attach the pikey wagon to the back of the car they have a frontal labotomy, what little is left of the brain they had is then kept in the cool box in the wagon, they then take to the roads driving like a tit.
BUT.....and this is the best bit....before loading up the trusty workhorse of a car with the family, clothes for every eventuality and the aformentioned wobbly box, the overall weight of the car has now nearly doubled and they have neglected to carry out some basic servicing so halfway to their destination the bloody car gives up the ghost in a cloud of steam/smoke or possibly even both, normally on a busy A road with half the population of that county sat behind them, many of whom are now boiling up themselves.

if i appear to be marginally frustrated by the sight of wobbly boxes on the road is because most of the time i am

sorry, i'll get back in me corner now

Tuff old world.....there here to stay.......and thats a fact.....there is more knob jockeys out there driving just cars...you will always find people pick on the minority when they need to blame something or someone.........the amount of traffic in the country...........pikey wagons dont even count for a minute portion of the traffic jams.....if any at all on motorways.................

Oooooooo, getting all serious now are we ::)

No, not at all.............but as the post title says........hand on heart..read what it says.......and the truth is you cannot answer it truthfully, look on our roads and you can see pikey wagons do not cause all the problems that are stated...yes there are idiots out there towing...but as in anything, there are always those type of people. ;)

  
Hand on heart, 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys' are a bloody nuisance for me in the warmer months.  They are not alone, there are other slow drivers, but 'Pikey Wagons for Weekend Pikeys' are by far the worse.

Total and utter rubbish

Dolly's out aswell now  ::)
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« Reply #89 on: 03 April 2008, 22:39:31 »

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