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denisaok

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XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« on: 03 April 2008, 23:29:12 »
What three words might you use after sex...
 
i.e.
 
"What's your name?"
"I'll call you"

"How much again?"
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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #1 on: 03 April 2008, 23:38:38 »
cheque's in post
I'm not married
Wife doesn't understand

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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #2 on: 03 April 2008, 23:42:50 »
Your mum's better
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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #3 on: 04 April 2008, 00:27:43 »
your daughter's better

(dont be vile)
« Last Edit: 04 April 2008, 00:28:13 by D4NNY »
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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #4 on: 04 April 2008, 01:25:29 »
Back t' pen
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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #5 on: 04 April 2008, 01:25:34 »
get down shep
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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #6 on: 04 April 2008, 08:03:31 »
wheres your curtains :o
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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #7 on: 04 April 2008, 09:44:24 »
trade card discount ?
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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #8 on: 04 April 2008, 09:52:37 »
I does look like it belongs to a horse

If I had a pound for everyone who said I was the best id be a BILLIONAIR

Just leave the money on the side

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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #9 on: 04 April 2008, 09:58:05 »
Was That Good For You?

Gosh, It's Only 2 1/2 Mins Later Than When We Started.

Good night.

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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #10 on: 04 April 2008, 10:37:12 »
You lot have a one-track dirty mind.....











and I'm jealous that I didn't think of some of these replies!


 ;D ;D ;D ;D great stuff :y
« Last Edit: 04 April 2008, 10:37:32 by rainbow »
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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #11 on: 04 April 2008, 11:07:57 »
ready for more

Where's the key

leave the blindfold

Batteries are flat


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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #12 on: 04 April 2008, 11:22:58 »
Wheres my penicillin
Dam that itches
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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #13 on: 04 April 2008, 11:24:36 »
i love you
i respect you
they meant nothing
you're really special
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Re: XXXXX NOW kEEP IT CLEAN XXXXXX
« Reply #14 on: 04 April 2008, 11:30:53 »
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i love you
i respect you
they meant nothing
you're really special


Pass the sick bag ...  PLEASE ...  :)
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