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An old man goes into a chemist ...........
« on: 07 April 2008, 19:15:03 »
An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra



'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'



'I can cut them for you ' said the chemist ' but a quarter tablet
will
not give you a full erection. '



' I am 96 ' said the old man . ' I don't want an erection . I just
want it sticking out far enough so I dont piss on my slippers. '

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #1 on: 07 April 2008, 19:50:16 »
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Re: An old man goes into a chemist ...........
« Reply #2 on: 07 April 2008, 20:03:38 »
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« Reply #3 on: 07 April 2008, 20:11:17 »
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Re: An old man goes into a chemist ...........
« Reply #4 on: 07 April 2008, 20:16:12 »
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« Reply #5 on: 07 April 2008, 20:38:10 »
So that's where i'm going wrong!!!!!!!!!! :)
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« Reply #6 on: 07 April 2008, 20:45:04 »
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