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[Darth Loo-knee]

Our poor daughter is in termoil. I will explain why...
The ex friend of mine Countess Dundee, phoned whilst I was on my mobile. So Miss. Loo-knee informs me that my Dad, Hotel21 had phoned but sounded upset and not his usual self. So worried I rung him to find I have woken the Ugly,Hairy Arsed Buggar, who had taken an early night to catch up on some needed beauty sleep....  I am certain you can imagine his responce
I questioned the Mad Troublesome Scotsman about this the following day who admitted, I quote;  "Putting on a Posh Scots Accent too misslead your daughter."

So Hotel21 as you can see by this evidence it was all Countesses fault.....I actually think he should be beheaded but thought it perhaps more fair to pass the vote over to you, and more trust worthy Forum Members than Mike..

Your Ever Loving Son
Loo-knee x x

[Gaffers]

You were had!  Accept it like a man, sugartits!

[Kevin Wood]

The Countess only has one accent, though. 

Apart from the encrypted one he has after a couple of beers, of course.

[waspy]

 

[Darth Loo-knee]

You were had!  Accept it like a man, sugartits!

This is my point Lardarse, my daughter was not me 

[Gaffers]

You were had!  Accept it like a man, sugartits!

This is my point Lardarse, my daughter was not me 

I think the plan was brilliant, why would you question your daughter if she said H21 had called....priceless!

[Darth Loo-knee]

You were had!  Accept it like a man, sugartits!

This is my point Lardarse, my daughter was not me 

I think the plan was brilliant, why would you question your daughter if she said H21 had called....priceless!

Funny how people with a history stacked with deceit all stick together....

[Darth Loo-knee]

The Countess only has one accent, though. 

Apart from the encrypted one he has after a couple of beers, of course.

Thats not exaclty true Kev...he is a little like Inspector Clouseau 

[Kevin Wood]

The Countess only has one accent, though. 

Apart from the encrypted one he has after a couple of beers, of course.

Thats not exaclty true Kev...he is a little like Inspector Clouseau 

That's an accent I'd love to hear him attempt.

[STMO123]

Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.

[Darth Loo-knee]

Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.

I had a Punishment in mind Steve, not a Treat

[STMO123]

Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.

I had a Punishment in mind Steve, not a Treat

He said you've punished him like that before, but he didn't even notice.

[Darth Loo-knee]

Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.

I had a Punishment in mind Steve, not a Treat

He said you've punished him like that before, but he didn't even notice.

Have you seen the size of his arse? 

[STMO123]

Yes, Daz, he does deserve punishment. If I were you, I'd shove my langer right up his bottom , see how he likes that.

I had a Punishment in mind Steve, not a Treat

He said you've punished him like that before, but he didn't even notice.

Have you seen the size of his arse? 

Cathedral City?

[Darth Loo-knee]

He definately has a backbox problem... I will post a picture of his Piles