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[amigov6]

Communism:- You have two cows. The government takes both & gives you a little sour milk.

Facism:- You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, & sells you the milk.

Bureaucracy:- You have two cows. To register them, you fill in 23 forms in triplicate & don't have time to milk them.

Socialism:- You have two cows. The government takes one of them & gives it to your neighbour.

Democracy:- You have two cows. A vote is held & the cows win.

Envionmentalism:- You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.

Libertarianism:- break off, i'll do what i want with my cows.

Capitalism:- You have two cows. You sell one & buy a bull.

NB Surrealism:- You have two porcupines. The government invites you to take cello lessons!

  

[Debs.]

Communism:- You have two cows. The government takes both & gives you a little sour milk.

Facism:- You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, & sells you the milk.

Bureaucracy:- You have two cows. To register them, you fill in 23 forms in triplicate & don't have time to milk them.

Socialism:- You have two cows. The government takes one of them & gives it to your neighbour.

Democracy:- You have two cows. A vote is held & the cows win.

Envionmentalism:- You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.

Libertarianism:- break off, i'll do what i want with my cows.

Capitalism:- You have two cows. You sell one & buy a bull.

NB Surrealism:- You have two porcupines. The government invites you to take cello lessons!

  

I think this might be closest to our current system, sadly!