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[tidla]

The customer using the ATM in front of you who is unable to get a tenner out without putting in the card and pin in three times.
Drivers who have not a clue who has right away at painted mini island and if your really unlucky three retards who meet at the same time.
The control freak shop that is Ikea. Why cant i go the bit i want instead of having to follow the yellow brick road.(As for the Coventry store..)
The customer in front of you at your local One stop who, regardless of the queue behind them insists that the cashier check their last six months worth of lottery tickets so screwed up they wont even scan.

There is more but my fingers hurt.

[Webby the Bear]

Two words:

the wife 

[tunnie]

Two words:

the wife 

 

[Webby the Bear]

Wish I was joking 

[jonathanh]

Re the coventry ikea store: learn where the short cuts are- ther are loads of doors to avoid areas.  I reckon i can do that store in 5 mins!!!!

.. And lots of things wind me up

[cem_devecioglu]

The 1.customer using the ATM in front of you who is unable to get a tenner out without putting in the card and pin in three times.
Drivers who have not a clue who has right away at painted mini island and if your really unlucky three retards who meet at the same time.
The control freak shop that is Ikea. Why cant i go the bit i want instead of having to follow the yellow brick road.(As for the Coventry store..)
The customer in front of you at your local One stop who, regardless of the queue behind them insists that the cashier check their last six months worth of lottery tickets so screwed up they wont even scan.

There is more but my fingers hurt.

1. yes .. #1 in my list..
 
2. newbie drivers and women drivers in fastest lane going with 30 kms/hr
 
3.maniac drivers tailgating me.. even when I'm in the mid or slowest lane..
 
4.incompetent mechanic/relectric/paint/repair shops that have no clue about what a car is
 
5. hospital secretary who talk continusly with the mobile while you are waiting for her
 
6.doctors that have no f*ckin idea about a patient who is dying
 
7.the type of doctors that dont answer your questions
 
8.doctors that dont give pain killer injections before they hurt you
 
9.customers who keeps the bank office workers busy for long periods
 
10 citizens that keeps the govt office workers busy for long periods and even fight with them
 
11 drivers that stop in the junction and fight with each other (and after I fight with  them )
 
12 pensioners who wake up early in saturday and sunday and start to modify their houses ..
 
and lots of other things 

[D]

Middle and fast lane wa*kers hoggers. Driving me mad on the M20. Inconsiderate fekkers.

[waspy]

The 1.customer using the ATM in front of you who is unable to get a tenner out without putting in the card and pin in three times.
Drivers who have not a clue who has right away at painted mini island and if your really unlucky three retards who meet at the same time.
The control freak shop that is Ikea. Why cant i go the bit i want instead of having to follow the yellow brick road.(As for the Coventry store..)
The customer in front of you at your local One stop who, regardless of the queue behind them insists that the cashier check their last six months worth of lottery tickets so screwed up they wont even scan.

There is more but my fingers hurt.

1. yes .. #1 in my list..
 
2. newbie drivers and women drivers in fastest lane going with 30 kms/hr
 
3.maniac drivers tailgating me.. even when I'm in the mid or slowest lane..
 
4.incompetent mechanic/relectric/paint/repair shops that have no clue about what a car is
 
5. hospital secretary who talk continusly with the mobile while you are waiting for her
 
6.doctors that have no f*ckin idea about a patient who is dying
 
7.the type of doctors that dont answer your questions
 
8.doctors that dont give pain killer injections before they hurt you
 
9.customers who keeps the bank office workers busy for long periods
 
10 citizens that keeps the govt office workers busy for long periods and even fight with them
 
11 drivers that stop in the junction and fight with each other (and after I fight with  them )
 
12 pensioners who wake up early in saturday and sunday and start to modify their houses ..
 
and lots of other things 

Not much then Cem

[waspy]

Middle and fast lane wa*kers hoggers. Driving me mad on the M20. Inconsiderate fekkers.

Hey, I know what you mean. Why sit in the middle lane any way They need shooting

[cem_devecioglu]

The 1.customer using the ATM in front of you who is unable to get a tenner out without putting in the card and pin in three times.
Drivers who have not a clue who has right away at painted mini island and if your really unlucky three retards who meet at the same time.
The control freak shop that is Ikea. Why cant i go the bit i want instead of having to follow the yellow brick road.(As for the Coventry store..)
The customer in front of you at your local One stop who, regardless of the queue behind them insists that the cashier check their last six months worth of lottery tickets so screwed up they wont even scan.

There is more but my fingers hurt.

1. yes .. #1 in my list..
 
2. newbie drivers and women drivers in fastest lane going with 30 kms/hr
 
3.maniac drivers tailgating me.. even when I'm in the mid or slowest lane..
 
4.incompetent mechanic/relectric/paint/repair shops that have no clue about what a car is
 
5. hospital secretary who talk continusly with the mobile while you are waiting for her
 
6.doctors that have no f*ckin idea about a patient who is dying
 
7.the type of doctors that dont answer your questions
 
8.doctors that dont give pain killer injections before they hurt you
 
9.customers who keeps the bank office workers busy for long periods
 
10 citizens that keeps the govt office workers busy for long periods and even fight with them
 
11 drivers that stop in the junction and fight with each other (and after I fight with  them )
 
12 pensioners who wake up early in saturday and sunday and start to modify their houses ..
 
and lots of other things 

Not much then Cem

 
 
believe me , its a long list but I dont want to make members busy reading my post
 
and I hope one day I wont shoot someone as they continously dont let me sleep

[omegod]

Women who do that shocked face at the till in asda when they realise they actually have to pay for the stuff

Women who take 5 times longer than men at the ATM, is there a chat facility for women???

Women who walk behind your car when your obviously reversing out of a space

Women who can't help but tell their life story at the counter in the post office, I don't give a opps how long you were in labour with your first kid or how bad your corns are , shift your arse

Women!

[Gaffers]

threads like this one? 

[Nick W]

Mobile phones, and to a slightly lesser extent, E-mail.
If you're not instantly contactable at any time, wherever you may be on the planet, you become public enemy number one which the communicant informs you of in hilariously histrionic terms.
It seems there is no excuse for not answering the phone, replying to a text, or sending a return E-mail consisting of a 20,000 word, indexed, referenced reply within 20 nanoseconds.
This is all usually because someone is trying to either pass the buck, or is too scared to make a decision of their own. They are often part of the 33% of managers within any company who could be sacked tomorrow, and the only way people would notice is that fewer things would go wrong/'need' doing!

[mantahatch]

OOFers 

[mantahatch]

Mobile phones, and to a slightly lesser extent, E-mail.
If you're not instantly contactable at any time, wherever you may be on the planet, you become public enemy number one which the communicant informs you of in hilariously histrionic terms.
It seems there is no excuse for not answering the phone, replying to a text, or sending a return E-mail consisting of a 20,000 word, indexed, referenced reply within 20 nanoseconds.
This is all usually because someone is trying to either pass the buck, or is too scared to make a decision of their own. They are often part of the 33% of managers within any company who could be sacked tomorrow, and the only way people would notice is that fewer things would go wrong/'need' doing!

Well said, I agree completly.