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[Drewomega]

Well! Anyway we were sitting outside one of the saloons I frequent here in PP, when this woman drove by in a Peugeot whilst on the phone (this is normal for Spanish women by the way) and she scraped along a parked car opposite where we were sitting. The bumper on the parked car was ripped off and the paintwork was severely scratched and dented but she continued to park the car as normal. She got out of the car all flustered and entered the bar we were in (still on the bloody phone) and asked for a cloth from the owners. The owner asked why she needed the cloth and she retorted "to repair the car". The owner shrugged his shoulders and gave her a wet cloth and she went outside and started to clean the damaged car. By this time we were beginning to start laughing. She tried to stick the bumper back on (while still on the phone) and by this time we were on the floor. Best bit was some wag in the now helpless drinking crowd outside said "you need to go to specsavers luv" You could not make it up.   

[jonnycool]

Thanks mate, gave me a great laugh