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50 shades of grey book
« on: 05 July 2012, 23:20:29 »
SWMBO has been reading the latest lady thriller/lady porn book for the last few evenings and I have literally not heard a peep out of her!!!!

According to fellow blokes I should be in for some serious bedroom action over the next few nights so the question is..................................are there any spaces for a one person tent at the lakes meet over the weekend??? ;D
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Re: 50 shades of grey book
« Reply #1 on: 05 July 2012, 23:39:45 »
My SWMBO is reading it as well. The silence is blissful. Not a peep from her since yesterday. She bought the trilogy so the peace should last until Sunday  :y :y   
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Re: 50 shades of grey book
« Reply #2 on: 05 July 2012, 23:56:36 »
Sounds like a good tip. Could do with some piece round here. Thanks chaps. ;)
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Re: 50 shades of grey book
« Reply #3 on: 06 July 2012, 07:11:27 »
same here SWMBO has been reading it and made the occasional passing Mr Grey comment,
I think I will get her book 2 and 3 to see what happens :D
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Re: 50 shades of grey book
« Reply #4 on: 06 July 2012, 08:25:29 »
Theyve all been enjoyed here ;)
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Re: 50 shades of grey book
« Reply #5 on: 06 July 2012, 08:36:40 »
Right I have done my bit (bought it) now for Internal Management to do some light reading. Just gonna sit back and wait for the home run :y
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Re: 50 shades of grey book
« Reply #6 on: 06 July 2012, 08:48:16 »
Yep, my mrs is on the 2nd one now, seems EVERY female in town is talking about or reading these books.
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« Reply #7 on: 06 July 2012, 10:00:25 »
Quote from: cam2502 on 06 July 2012, 08:48:16
Yep, my mrs is on the 2nd one now, seems EVERY female in town is talking about or reading these books.
Read it for yourself and then you'll know why we've had the wettest June in history since records began  ;D
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Re: 50 shades of grey book
« Reply #8 on: 06 July 2012, 10:48:14 »
Quote from: Martian on 06 July 2012, 10:00:25
Quote from: cam2502 on 06 July 2012, 08:48:16
Yep, my mrs is on the 2nd one now, seems EVERY female in town is talking about or reading these books.
Read it for yourself and then you'll know why we've had the wettest June in history since records began  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: 50 shades of grey book
« Reply #9 on: 06 July 2012, 11:47:30 »
Wifey asked me to download it onto her Kindle the other night,can't say I've reaped any benefit yet though ???
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Re: 50 shades of grey book
« Reply #10 on: 06 July 2012, 12:50:10 »
Just ordered the trilogy for SWMBO.  Long may this wet weather continue!!  ;)
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Re: 50 shades of grey book
« Reply #11 on: 06 July 2012, 20:47:12 »
im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them  :) might even goi round again lol

and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive  :'(
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Re: 50 shades of grey book
« Reply #12 on: 06 July 2012, 20:51:39 »
I got asked my a 70-odd year old woman today if the book I was reading was 50 Shades. >shudder<

When the wrinklies are talking about it, you know the publicists have done their job.
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Re: 50 shades of grey book
« Reply #13 on: 06 July 2012, 21:55:28 »
Quote from: marie on 06 July 2012, 20:47:12
im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them  :) might even goi round again lol

and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive  :'(

It is certainly working here, had a rude awakening at 7 AM :o :o ;) ;) :)
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Re: 50 shades of grey book
« Reply #14 on: 06 July 2012, 22:03:44 »
Quote from: marie on 06 July 2012, 20:47:12
im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them  :) might even goi round again lol

and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused :-[ just a shame OH has a low sex drive  :'(
Is that an offer to let me tie your tits up and whip them till they are purple?

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