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[mike213735]

I work at the printers where it is printed. We can print 240,000 books per day and we've just taken orders for 750,000 copies by Tuesday of next week. Oh dear, looming customer disappointment.

I even received a call from the main Waterstones D.C. asking when we were next delivering as they have run out.

Sold more copies than Harry Potter and any of the Dan Browns.

Still, keeps me in work

Mike

[sticka_v8_init]

im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them  might even goi round again lol

and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused just a shame OH has a low sex drive 

It is certainly working here, had a rude awakening at 7 AM

Jammy sod, like the Sahara over here

[Gaffers]

Thinking about getting them for the missus just before i get back..... how long before the action from the OH kicks in guys?  So that I may time it with my return to the UK..

Marie, you need to get your OH in to the gym.  Since losing 2.5 stone and doing power-lifting mine has shot up

(shame I'm in the wrong rather place to see to it )

[Richie London]

The film is due out on pornhub in the autumn

[omegod]

im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them  might even goi round again lol

and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused just a shame OH has a low sex drive 

Marie if thats a pic of you in your sig I will happily be your Mr Grey !!! I worship redheads 

[CaptainZok]

Thinking about getting them for the missus just before i get back..... how long before the action from the OH kicks in guys?  So that I may time it with my return to the UK..

Marie, you need to get your OH in to the gym.  Since losing 2.5 stone and doing power-lifting mine has shot up

(shame I'm in the wrong rather place to see to it )

Has the General banned you from the camel?

[Bucko]

My mrs has got these books 2 ,I read a page of one
The other night and was quite shocked of the detail 
It was like reading a porn mag 

[SIR Philbutt]

And now there is the film. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnJE6W6Z6mM&feature=youtube_gdata_player out in 2013

Who will be taking their swmbo and who will reap the rewards 

[Martian]

And now there is the film. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnJE6W6Z6mM&feature=youtube_gdata_player out in 2013

Who will be taking their swmbo and who will reap the rewards 

By the time nanny has finished making sure it's not going to corrupt or offend there will be f**k all left to watch.

[Marie]

im on book 3 already and yes i cant get enough of them  might even goi round again lol

and gents your ladies should be putting out !!!!!!!! you cant not read them and not get aroused just a shame OH has a low sex drive 

Marie if thats a pic of you in your sig I will happily be your Mr Grey !!! I worship redheads 

That is me in my pic yes I am a red head very rarely get dolled up but when I do I look like that lol

[Marie]

Marie, you need to get your OH in to the gym.  Since losing 2.5 stone and doing power-lifting mine has shot up

(shame I'm in the wrong rather place to see to it )

Beleive me I have tried lol

[sticka_v8_init]

Out of curiosity, what the hell have you done to get 130 Bhp out of a "Swatch" "Mercedes" and "art car? Was it a Brabus to start with?

[plym ian]

just brought swmbo that fifty shades of grey

think the lounge will look quite nice once she's finished


guess who's getting nowt tonight

[Gaffers]

Marie, you need to get your OH in to the gym.  Since losing 2.5 stone and doing power-lifting mine has shot up

(shame I'm in the wrong rather place to see to it )

Beleive me I have tried lol

Not hard enough then....;-)

[Marie]

Well I'm hoping once I loose my grab handles he will loose the barrel pmsl