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[tigers_gonads]

I think it's f**king hilarious watching the whole thing disappear up it's own arse in such a pythonesque way. 

It's like a scene from the life of Brian.

"We're going to stone him for calling us black"

"Who are you then?

"The association of black football players"

Large rock lands on his head.

[TheBoy]

Who cares.

[albitz]

"Are you the Association of black football players ?"................."Faaaaaaack orff, were Black football players association".

[STMO123]

Who cares.

Ahhh....rhetoric at it's most basic

[tigers_gonads]

Terry:   Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Black".

[Everyone gasps]

Court Official:   You're only making it worse for yourself!

Terry:   Making it worse? How can it be worse? Black ! Black ! Black !

Court Official:   I'm warning you! If you say "Black" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?

Public Gallery:   She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!

Court Official: Was it you?

Garth Crooks: Yes.

Court Official: Right........  Get to the back of the queue
 
Garth Crooks:    Well he did say "Black. "

[Public Gallery throws rocks at the stoner]

Court Official:    STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Black"   

[cleggy]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/7iskd3wb18rzm2d/John%20Terry.jpg

John Terry leaving court ?? Or could it be the Judge.     

Anton Ferdinand showing his white side 

[SteveAvfc.]

Who cares.

Ditto. 

[SteveAvfc.]

Having just removed the refuse sack from the kitchen bin, i tripped and the sack spilt open revealing its contents over the kitchen floor. In a flash all i said was these F@@king Black bags are Shite. Now being surrounded by armed Police. Need John Terrys Barristers phone number pronto. 

[tigers_gonads]

Having just removed the refuse sack from the kitchen bin, i tripped and the sack spilt open revealing its contents over the kitchen floor. In a flash all i said was these F@@king Black bags are Shite. Now being surrounded by armed Police. Need John Terrys Barristers phone number pronto. 

The way this country is going, you will need a priest 

[Terbs]

One thing I have never understood........
Why is there a 'Black Police Association' in this country... That in itself states racism

I feel sure if we had some organisation here called the 'White' something or other, it would be seen as racist.

I normally let all this stuff pass over my head, but when its bought up continually by the media, it makes my blood boil

[albitz]

Its called positive discrimination/inclusiveness/socially engineeered equality,by those very clever people who run this wonderful country nowadays.Which is why it becomes even more wonderful with each passing day.
Its such a great concept that it has grown into a very important source of employment,and enables people who often would struggle to obtain employment cleaning lavatories,to gain employment with very high salaries,important sounding job titles and gives them an enormous amount of power and influence.That cant be a bad thing can it ? 
Us stupid,bitter,twisted, Daily mail reading old farts who are stuck in the past will try to convince you that its madness and is doing much more harm to the country as a whole than it is doing good for the sections of the population its claimed to be helping,but then what would we possibly know ? 

[Rods2]

I'm sure those very same clever politicians have also been very careful in vetting who is allowed to stay here in all this mass migration so there has been no massive increase in TB and AIDS and they are all benine good hard working people who would not consider anything but working hard and not claiming any benefits or using the NHS for expensive treatment before paying into the system for many years. Likewise, as they are such good people we have been able to relax and scrap many of our terrorist laws and save money by winding down our intelligence services as they are no longer needed as there will never be any terrorist threats. Our police and prison services can be run down as they don't ever commit any crimes and will never be sent to prison. Such good people will never have to use our court service and legal aid all the way up to the European Court as we will never have the need to ask any of them to leave through rejecting their right to stay here or because they are not compatible with our way of life.

Or just maybe our politicians are total fools and are taking us the electorate for a ride and none of the above applies apart from the mass migration bit. 

[albitz]

Now your just being silly Rod. Some of you Daily Mail readers have a vivid imagination.

[cleggy]

I used to have a little black best friend, then my dad sold him 

[Rods2]

Now your just being silly Rod. Some of you Daily Mail readers have a vivid imagination.

Thanks Albitz, that has put my mind at rest, knowing these are just complete urban myths: That London has a dedicated TB unit with outreach workers who go round making sure that certain groups complete there TB medication to try and slow down the spread of antibiotic resistant versions. Also that there is not a dedicated Met. police unit for the execution of European arrest warrants where it is popular to flee from your crimes to the UK and there isn't a special flight every week to Poland to take them back.