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Crocs help wanted
« on: 14 August 2012, 00:33:17 »
I have crawled and walked and dragged my withered frame all the way from the depths of Mordor in my quest for my Preciouss, and quite frankly, my feet are killing me :'(

I have been reading about these Pink Crocs that Kevin Wood has mentioned, and it would seem we have a common goal... Somewhere up the M1, wherever that is :-\

If these Crocs can help me find my Precious, then perhaps my Precious will be able to avenge their captors >:(
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« Reply #1 on: 14 August 2012, 03:42:44 »
Man!  You ugly!  :-\

You will have to come and find me, I have been taken away again and it looks like wierd probings and other unspeakables have taken place while I was unconscious! :'( :'( :'(
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« Reply #2 on: 14 August 2012, 04:40:06 »
And you seem pink and rubbery >:(

Precious will be mine, and mine alone, whatever it takes.....
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« Reply #3 on: 14 August 2012, 13:03:27 »
I just had a surreal moment - for a second, I thought I was talking with a fictional children's book character and a pair of pink footwear...
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« Reply #4 on: 14 August 2012, 16:01:10 »
Hmmm :-\ yous seems like a nice naive young man...perhaps I can tricks you, er,I mean help you in the quest for my Precious yesss :P
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« Reply #5 on: 14 August 2012, 17:19:31 »
Gollum. If I were you I would keep away from that Mount Doom.... I can forsee the future using "The Force", it will not end well for you there  :'(

Crocs. You are no longer wanted I am hurt too say. I thought you were lost forever and so I have love for another pair   :( you will however be in my thoughts forever  :-*
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« Reply #6 on: 14 August 2012, 18:22:26 »
Quote from: Darth Loo-knee on 14 August 2012, 17:19:31
Crocs. You are no longer wanted I am hurt too say. I thought you were lost forever and so I have love for another pair   :(
You two timing, adulterous barsteward  >:(  ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 14 August 2012, 18:55:37 »
Oh the misery!!!!

Betrayed by my own dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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« Reply #8 on: 14 August 2012, 18:55:49 »
The poor Pink Crocs... I can't believe your Daddy has said something so hurtful :o :o ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 14 August 2012, 19:18:25 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 August 2012, 13:03:27
I just had a surreal moment - for a second, I thought I was talking with a fictional children's book character and a pair of pink footwear...

Sad but true ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 14 August 2012, 21:09:00 »
Quote from: Lazydocker on 14 August 2012, 18:55:49
The poor Pink Crocs... I can't believe your Daddy has said something so hurtful :o :o ;D

That is about as low as you can go, terrible, think of the poor Pink Crocks, that must be heartbreaking news to hear..... :'( :'( :'( :D
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« Reply #11 on: 14 August 2012, 21:25:42 »
An interesting thread - what more can I add?   ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 14 August 2012, 21:30:00 »
I've always said, Crocs, never trust a Stokkie. Even a pig ugly one like DLK.
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« Reply #13 on: 14 August 2012, 21:47:43 »
And I thought Middle Earth was messed up :o

DLK must have no heart to abandon his own like that :'( I will never give up on my Preciousss :'(


NEVER  >:(
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Re: Crocs help wanted
« Reply #14 on: 14 August 2012, 21:51:20 »


Oh Croc you poor thing, I feel so sorry for you. :o :o :o :( :(
I have just found out the following info...........






Your replacements aint even Pink!!!! :-[ ??? :o
















 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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