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Author Topic: Just got this text and it made me think of Den  (Read 1765 times)

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STMO123

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Just got this text and it made me think of Den
« on: 19 August 2012, 19:21:24 »
I pulled a heavy duty munter last night down the boozer .
Fick me she looked like she'd been ducking for apples in a chip pan... had more hands up her than Sooty... been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe... got a face that could make an onion cry... so big I couldn't ride her into battle... seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician... a face like a stuntmans knee... a Fanny like a y a w n i n g donkey... that ugly not even a sniper would take her out... been shot over more times than Sarejevo... has a
pair of
flaps on her like a gutted trout... Been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun... an arse like a bag of spanners... a belly bigger than a bank horse...
But wey hey a shags a shag.
« Last Edit: 19 August 2012, 19:32:52 by STMO123 »
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STMO123

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Re: Just got this text and it made me think of Den
« Reply #1 on: 19 August 2012, 19:23:07 »
That stupid fickin word filter.....thats y a w n i n g donkey. Fixed.
« Last Edit: 19 August 2012, 19:33:08 by STMO123 »
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Re: Just got this text and it made me think of Den
« Reply #2 on: 19 August 2012, 19:34:31 »
If anyone finds this offensive, then give Jaime's arse a big fat kiss and he'll tell you to join another forum cos you're gay. :P
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Re: Just got this text and it made me think of Den
« Reply #3 on: 19 August 2012, 19:35:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D I'm sure Den will be flattered by the thought Steve!  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Just got this text and it made me think of Den
« Reply #4 on: 19 August 2012, 19:35:28 »
Quote from: STMO123 on 19 August 2012, 19:23:07
That stupid fickin word filter.....thats paper hangers bucket. Fixed.

 :y ;D
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Re: Just got this text and it made me think of Den
« Reply #5 on: 19 August 2012, 19:35:45 »
 ;D ;D ;D That was both kinds of a LOL moment - Laugh Out Loud and Love You Lots. ;D ;D ;D :-* :-*
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Re: Just got this text and it made me think of Den
« Reply #6 on: 19 August 2012, 19:52:43 »
sounds like you met my mother in law then ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Just got this text and it made me think of Den
« Reply #7 on: 19 August 2012, 20:34:46 »
Here thats my SWMBO your talking about.  ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Just got this text and it made me think of Den
« Reply #8 on: 21 August 2012, 12:54:30 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Just got this text and it made me think of Den
« Reply #9 on: 21 August 2012, 13:24:41 »
Quote from: STMO123 on 19 August 2012, 19:21:24
I pulled a heavy duty munter last night down the boozer .
Fick me she looked like she'd been ducking for apples in a chip pan... had more hands up her than Sooty... been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe... got a face that could make an onion cry... so big I couldn't ride her into battle... seen more japs eyes than an oriental optician... a face like a stuntmans knee... a Fanny like a y a w n i n g donkey... that ugly not even a sniper would take her out... been shot over more times than Sarejevo... has a
pair of
flaps on her like a gutted trout... Been cocked more times than Elmer Fudd's shotgun... an arse like a bag of spanners... a belly bigger than a bank horse...
But wey hey a shags a shag.



I've had worse..... ::) ::) ;)
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Re: Just got this text and it made me think of Den
« Reply #10 on: 21 August 2012, 22:33:54 »
you were lucky when i was a lad back in 62  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Just got this text and it made me think of Den
« Reply #11 on: 21 August 2012, 22:38:04 »
brings back memories....she kept complaining about the ring on my finger did not like to tell her it was my bloody watch just good job it was a timex water resistant to depths or 1000ft :y :y

it was like throwing a savoly up an alley every so often it hit the sides
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