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[Debs.]

Three guys are in a doctor's office.
One is a drunk, another's a smoker and the thirds a gay guy.
The doctor tells each of them that, if they indulge in their bad habit one more time, they will die.

Outside they pass a bar. The drunk says, “I don't care if I die, I need a drink.”
The drunk goes into the bar takes a drink and, sure enough, he drops dead.

Meanwhile, the smoker and the gay guy are walking along.
Then the smoker spots a lit cigarette on the sidewalk.
The gay guy looks over and says, “If you bend down to pick that up, we're both dead.”  

[albitz]

  ...youve found the big joke book again debs  

[cem_devecioglu]

 

[amigov6]

 

[Darth Loo-knee]

Brilliant

[Vamps]

 

[Entwood]

 

[shyboy]

  . For God's sake, stop it! I've got a bad back and it hurts when I laugh.

[Mr Skrunts]

 

[waspy]

 

[Marie]

 

[psl]