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[TheBoy]

Can't type as elogantly as cem, as feeling off-colour

Finish work at 5pm (WFH).
5:10 - walk out house
          exchange a few texts with Cripple, who is texting me that vamps and gixer are trying to get him in trouble
5:35 - walk in the Red Lion
          at some point, go to one of the Indian Restuarants
10:45 - get home
10:50 - collapse on bed
9:30am - wake up

All I remember, unlike cem, is Fosters, some rough whisky, Cobra and Madras. And everyone smiling (trouble is incredibly rare in Brakkers, as low-life retards haven't been invented here yet)

[Lazydocker]

There were plenty of inbred retards making noise when I stayed at the Lion whilst doing Tunnies LPG

That explains why the texts stopped... Beer got in the way!

[TheBoy]

There were plenty of inbred retards making noise when I stayed at the Lion whilst doing Tunnies LPG

That explains why the texts stopped... Beer got in the way!

I believe you stayed at The Crown, the best hotel in Brackley (according to local tourist information)

[cem_devecioglu]

Can't type as elogantly as cem, as feeling off-colour

Finish work at 5pm (WFH).
5:10 - walk out house
          exchange a few texts with Cripple, who is texting me that vamps and gixer are trying to get him in trouble
5:35 - walk in the Red Lion
          at some point, go to one of the Indian Restuarants
10:45 - get home
10:50 - collapse on bed
9:30am - wake up

All I remember, unlike cem, is Fosters, some rough whisky, Cobra and Madras. And everyone smiling (trouble is incredibly rare in Brakkers, as low-life retards haven't been invented here yet)

   thanks      no worries, the last part of my night also finished with alcohol.. but I'm not lucky like you as my liver and stomach very rarely accept them

[TheBoy]

Can't type as elogantly as cem, as feeling off-colour

Finish work at 5pm (WFH).
5:10 - walk out house
          exchange a few texts with Cripple, who is texting me that vamps and gixer are trying to get him in trouble
5:35 - walk in the Red Lion
          at some point, go to one of the Indian Restuarants
10:45 - get home
10:50 - collapse on bed
9:30am - wake up

All I remember, unlike cem, is Fosters, some rough whisky, Cobra and Madras. And everyone smiling (trouble is incredibly rare in Brakkers, as low-life retards haven't been invented here yet)

   thanks      no worries, the last part of my night also finished with alcohol.. but I'm not lucky like you as my liver and stomach very rarely accept them

My entire body is rejecting everything today 

[cem_devecioglu]

Can't type as elogantly as cem, as feeling off-colour

Finish work at 5pm (WFH).
5:10 - walk out house
          exchange a few texts with Cripple, who is texting me that vamps and gixer are trying to get him in trouble
5:35 - walk in the Red Lion
          at some point, go to one of the Indian Restuarants
10:45 - get home
10:50 - collapse on bed
9:30am - wake up

All I remember, unlike cem, is Fosters, some rough whisky, Cobra and Madras. And everyone smiling (trouble is incredibly rare in Brakkers, as low-life retards haven't been invented here yet)

   thanks      no worries, the last part of my night also finished with alcohol.. but I'm not lucky like you as my liver and stomach very rarely accept them

My entire body is rejecting everything today 

I know the solution, if your heart condition permit either go outside and walk long distances or run on a threadmill.. so will increase your circulation rate and liver and kidneys will clean whole system..

[feeutfo]

And drink water.

[cem_devecioglu]

And drink water.

yep.. lots of water required to clean the system

[PhilRich]

And puke into a bucket whilst doing your standstill marathon, else the treadmill will distribute it evenly all over the room! 

[omega3000]

Can't type as elogantly as cem, as feeling off-colour

Finish work at 5pm (WFH).
5:10 - walk out house
          exchange a few texts with Cripple, who is texting me that vamps and gixer are trying to get him in trouble
5:35 - walk in the Red Lion
          at some point, go to one of the Indian Restuarants
10:45 - get home
10:50 - collapse on bed
9:30am - wake up

All I remember, unlike cem, is Fosters, some rough whisky, Cobra and Madras. And everyone smiling (trouble is incredibly rare in Brakkers, as low-life retards haven't been invented here yet)

   thanks      no worries, the last part of my night also finished with alcohol.. but I'm not lucky like you as my liver and stomach very rarely accept them

My entire body is rejecting everything today 

I know the solution, if your heart condition permit either go outside and walk long distances or run on a threadmill.. so will increase your circulation rate and liver and kidneys will clean whole system..

I wish 

[Taxi_Driver]

Can't type as elogantly as cem, as feeling off-colour

Finish work at 5pm (WFH).
5:10 - walk out house
          exchange a few texts with Cripple, who is texting me that vamps and gixer are trying to get him in trouble
5:35 - walk in the Red Lion
          at some point, go to one of the Indian Restuarants
10:45 - get home
10:50 - collapse on bed
9:30am - wake up

All I remember, unlike cem, is Fosters, some rough whisky, Cobra and Madras. And everyone smiling (trouble is incredibly rare in Brakkers, as low-life retards haven't been invented here yet)

Thats the sort of thing i used to do when i was in my 20's 

Too old to do that now  And besides HollyDog needs walking and feeding 

[Lazydocker]

There were plenty of inbred retards making noise when I stayed at the Lion whilst doing Tunnies LPG

That explains why the texts stopped... Beer got in the way!

I believe you stayed at The Crown, the best hotel in Brackley (according to local tourist information)

Good point Not that far apart though are they?

Oh... And isn't it the only Hotel in Brackley? Because if that's the best...

(Although I've stayed in worse )

[cleggy]

Can't type as elogantly as cem, as feeling off-colour

Finish work at 5pm (WFH).
5:10 - walk out house
          exchange a few texts with Cripple, who is texting me that vamps and gixer are trying to get him in trouble
5:35 - walk in the Red Lion
          at some point, go to one of the Indian Restuarants
10:45 - get home
10:50 - collapse on bed9:30am - wake up

All I remember, unlike cem, is Fosters, some rough whisky, Cobra and Madras. And everyone smiling (trouble is incredibly rare in Brakkers, as low-life retards haven't been invented here yet)

Early night then lightweight

[Vamps]

Can't type as elogantly as cem, as feeling off-colour

Finish work at 5pm (WFH).
5:10 - walk out house
          exchange a few texts with Cripple, who is texting me that vamps and gixer are trying to get him in trouble
5:35 - walk in the Red Lion
          at some point, go to one of the Indian Restuarants
10:45 - get home
10:50 - collapse on bed
9:30am - wake up

All I remember, unlike cem, is Fosters, some rough whisky, Cobra and Madras. And everyone smiling (trouble is incredibly rare in Brakkers, as low-life retards haven't been invented here yet)

Lies I tell you lies, Cripple is full of them...............

[feeutfo]

Can't type as elogantly as cem, as feeling off-colour

Finish work at 5pm (WFH).
5:10 - walk out house
          exchange a few texts with Cripple, who is texting me that vamps and gixer are trying to get him in trouble
5:35 - walk in the Red Lion
          at some point, go to one of the Indian Restuarants
10:45 - get home
10:50 - collapse on bed
9:30am - wake up

All I remember, unlike cem, is Fosters, some rough whisky, Cobra and Madras. And everyone smiling (trouble is incredibly rare in Brakkers, as low-life retards haven't been invented here yet)

Lies I tell you lies, Cripple is full of them...............

which, loosely translated, means cripple wants his post count back.