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Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
« Reply #15 on: 13 November 2012, 23:03:05 »

Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)
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Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
« Reply #16 on: 13 November 2012, 23:04:22 »

Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

I take it you knew your way around Wanchai then?  ;)

que???   ::) ::) ??? ;D

...to quote the oft misquoted Oliver North...

Sir, I have no clear recollection of that sir!   ;D

....... and that's probably for the best!  ;)
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« Reply #17 on: 13 November 2012, 23:05:10 »

Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)

Aaaahh..  Boogie Strasse.  Still have the piccies somewhere...

Did you dance atop the pissoir, perchance, with the rolled up Straites Times firmly clenched??   ;D   :o
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Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
« Reply #18 on: 13 November 2012, 23:08:35 »

Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)

Aaaahh..  Boogie Strasse.  Still have the piccies somewhere...

Did you dance atop the pissoir, perchance, with the rolled up Straites Times firmly clenched??   ;D   :o

It was a standard initiation requirement .. as was having your desert boots (suede) polished .... playing draughts against a local (not a chance of winning) and being set up with a "Kai Tai" as you thought that was the local name for a prostitute ... until you found out the "difference" ..... oh to be that young, naive, and happy again !!  ( or was I just pissed all the time ?? )   :)   :)
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Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
« Reply #19 on: 13 November 2012, 23:14:42 »

"....being set up with a "Kai Tai" as you thought that was the local name for a prostitute ... until you found out the "difference"...."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
« Reply #20 on: 13 November 2012, 23:25:03 »

Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)

Aaaahh..  Boogie Strasse.  Still have the piccies somewhere...

Did you dance atop the pissoir, perchance, with the rolled up Straites Times firmly clenched??   ;D   :o

It was a standard initiation requirement .. as was having your desert boots (suede) polished .... playing draughts against a local (not a chance of winning) and being set up with a "Kai Tai" as you thought that was the local name for a prostitute ... until you found out the "difference" ..... oh to be that young, naive, and happy again !!  ( or was I just pissed all the time ?? )   :)   :)
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Pissed and expecting, did you just turn him over and carry on?................ :D :D :D
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Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
« Reply #21 on: 13 November 2012, 23:30:55 »

Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)

Aaaahh..  Boogie Strasse.  Still have the piccies somewhere...

Did you dance atop the pissoir, perchance, with the rolled up Straites Times firmly clenched??   ;D   :o

It was a standard initiation requirement .. as was having your desert boots (suede) polished .... playing draughts against a local (not a chance of winning) and being set up with a "Kai Tai" as you thought that was the local name for a prostitute ... until you found out the "difference" ..... oh to be that young, naive, and happy again !!  ( or was I just pissed all the time ?? )   :)   :)
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Pissed and expecting, did you just turn him over and carry on?................ :D :D :D

Luckily for me .. as a very naive 19 year old (just) a senior crewmember was keeping a close watch ... and as I got up to leave with the beauty (they had set me up with the winner of the monthly pageant) having bartered a price .... he took my hand and thrust it up "her" skirt .... whereapon the "meat and 2 veg" sobered me up exceedingly quickly .... "she" went daft having lost a "sale" .... I bought a round of drinks ..... and the rest just rolled about laughing !!!  :)  It was the joke of the squadron for a couple of weeks ... and I just had to learn to live with the "you want good time" comments ... until someone else screwed up and it became their turn .. :)
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Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
« Reply #22 on: 13 November 2012, 23:32:49 »

Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)

Aaaahh..  Boogie Strasse.  Still have the piccies somewhere...

Did you dance atop the pissoir, perchance, with the rolled up Straites Times firmly clenched??   ;D   :o

It was a standard initiation requirement .. as was having your desert boots (suede) polished .... playing draughts against a local (not a chance of winning) and being set up with a "Kai Tai" as you thought that was the local name for a prostitute ... until you found out the "difference" ..... oh to be that young, naive, and happy again !!  ( or was I just pissed all the time ?? )   :)   :)
[/highlight]

Pissed and expecting, did you just turn him over and carry on?................ :D :D :D

Luckily for me .. as a very naive 19 year old (just) a senior crewmember was keeping a cl;ose watch ... and as I got up to leave with the beauty (they had set me up with the winner of the monthly pageant) having bartered a price .... he took my hand and thrust it up "her" skirt .... whereapon the "meat and 2 veg" sobered me up exceedingly quickly .... "she" went daft having lost a "sale" .... I bought a round of drinks ..... and the rest just rolled about laughing !!!  :)

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Who is 'Kurtz'
« Reply #23 on: 14 November 2012, 02:12:36 »

Yes, female and claims to live in Vietnam.  :o

Five dolla long time?

plus beucoup......

... and other similar phrases from another life, long long ago...   ;D

oh dear ... that has just fired up some "should be forgotten" memories .....  :)

Aye......  For me, Hong Kong 1977.

Oh to be so young, innocent, and unknowing of such things as galloping cock rot again......    ;D

Hong Kong, Saigon, Bangkok, and a certain "Boogie Street" in Singapore ......   :)

Aaaahh..  Boogie Strasse.  Still have the piccies somewhere...

Did you dance atop the pissoir, perchance, with the rolled up Straites Times firmly clenched??   ;D   :o

It was a standard initiation requirement .. as was having your desert boots (suede) polished .... playing draughts against a local (not a chance of winning) and being set up with a "Kai Tai" as you thought that was the local name for a prostitute ... until you found out the "difference" ..... oh to be that young, naive, and happy again !!  ( or was I just pissed all the time ?? )   :)   :)
[/highlight]

Pissed and expecting, did you just turn him over and carry on?................ :D :D :D

Luckily for me .. as a very naive 19 year old (just) a senior crewmember was keeping a cl;ose watch ... and as I got up to leave with the beauty (they had set me up with the winner of the monthly pageant) having bartered a price .... he took my hand and thrust it up "her" skirt .... whereapon the "meat and 2 veg" sobered me up exceedingly quickly .... "she" went daft having lost a "sale" .... I bought a round of drinks ..... and the rest just rolled about laughing !!!  :)

 ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D or the gut in malter ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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