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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #60 on: 29 November 2012, 20:56:17 »
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Quote from: chrisgixer on 29 November 2012, 20:37:51
An MTB
If the dear Lord had wanted us to pedal, he wouldn't have invented motorbikes

It's excellent at getting home from the pub, though. :y As long as you don't get into the lycra suits and.. Oh! Mind bleach! Where's it gone? :o
Even with a beer coat, its nippy out there. I prefer to use Brackley Cabs, aka Mrs TB...  ...although after midnight, she can be pretty frosty if I've dragged her out to get me ::)
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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #61 on: 29 November 2012, 21:11:47 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 29 November 2012, 20:56:17
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 29 November 2012, 20:52:59
Quote from: TheBoy on 29 November 2012, 20:45:59
Quote from: chrisgixer on 29 November 2012, 20:37:51
An MTB
If the dear Lord had wanted us to pedal, he wouldn't have invented motorbikes

It's excellent at getting home from the pub, though. :y As long as you don't get into the lycra suits and.. Oh! Mind bleach! Where's it gone? :o
Even with a beer coat, its nippy out there. I prefer to use Brackley Cabs, aka Mrs TB...  ...although after midnight, she can be pretty frosty if I've dragged her out to get me ::)
I am sure Mrs TB would agree then. MTB.  I shall utilise the appropriate channels. ;) ;D
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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #62 on: 29 November 2012, 21:12:47 »
looking at the forecast you may need winter tyres ;D
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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #63 on: 29 November 2012, 21:15:04 »
Quote from: cem on 29 November 2012, 21:12:47
looking at the forecast you may need winter tyres ;D
Not sure she's saved enough pennies for that ;D
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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #64 on: 29 November 2012, 23:55:02 »
Course of Private physio sessions with a specialist

one of those electric massage chairs you get in motorway services..    (awesome things,   there's a rehearsal/recording studio in banbury that has one.....    i go there as often as i can magic up excuses for.....  )

massage cushion set for the cars....  (remember those horrid bead layer type seat covers....  well a bit like that, but with vibrating rollers or something inside a neoprene-ish cover....      i got a set for my mum a couple of years ago,  she swears by it for long journeys in her shit car )


tens machine for the neck/back muscles.

i think there might be a trend here....  ;)


a new gas BBQ...

season ticket to a car wash..... 

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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #65 on: 30 November 2012, 00:04:48 »
Quote from: MaxV6 on 29 November 2012, 23:55:02
Course of Private physio sessions with a specialist

one of those electric massage chairs you get in motorway services..    (awesome things,   there's a rehearsal/recording studio in banbury that has one.....    i go there as often as i can magic up excuses for.....  )

massage cushion set for the cars....  (remember those horrid bead layer type seat covers....  well a bit like that, but with vibrating rollers or something inside a neoprene-ish cover....      i got a set for my mum a couple of years ago,  she swears by it for long journeys in her shit car )


tens machine for the neck/back muscles.

i think there might be a trend here....  ;)


a new gas BBQ...

season ticket to a car wash.....

Perfect selection for today's modern Gay bloke man........ :y :y
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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #66 on: 30 November 2012, 10:58:46 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 29 November 2012, 21:11:47
I am sure Mrs TB would agree then. MTB.  I shall utilise the appropriate channels. ;) ;D

LOL. Mr.s KW has a new bike for Christmas. Picked it up yesterday evening. She was being daft, suggesting that I take it to bits and put it in the boot of the Omega to take it a whole mile home so I turned up with some lights and suggested she ride it home. Nope. too dark, too cold and too much of a hill apparently. ::)

So, the village was treated to the spectacle of a 16 stone, 6' bloke wobbling along on a girl's bike with a 16" frame. :-[ Oh, and the front light was illuminating the pedals after the first pot hole. ;D
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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #67 on: 30 November 2012, 12:35:49 »
Quote from: MaxV6 on 29 November 2012, 23:55:02
Course of Private physio sessions with a specialist

one of those electric massage chairs you get in motorway services..    (awesome things,   there's a rehearsal/recording studio in banbury that has one.....    i go there as often as i can magic up excuses for.....  )

massage cushion set for the cars....  (remember those horrid bead layer type seat covers....  well a bit like that, but with vibrating rollers or something inside a neoprene-ish cover....      i got a set for my mum a couple of years ago,  she swears by it for long journeys in her shit car )


tens machine for the neck/back muscles.

i think there might be a trend here....  ;)


a new gas BBQ...

season ticket to a car wash.....
Nope, no physio or massage allowed until the results.
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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #68 on: 30 November 2012, 12:44:36 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 30 November 2012, 12:35:49
Quote from: MaxV6 on 29 November 2012, 23:55:02
Course of Private physio sessions with a specialist

one of those electric massage chairs you get in motorway services..    (awesome things,   there's a rehearsal/recording studio in banbury that has one.....    i go there as often as i can magic up excuses for.....  )

massage cushion set for the cars....  (remember those horrid bead layer type seat covers....  well a bit like that, but with vibrating rollers or something inside a neoprene-ish cover....      i got a set for my mum a couple of years ago,  she swears by it for long journeys in her shit car )


tens machine for the neck/back muscles.

i think there might be a trend here....  ;)


a new gas BBQ...

season ticket to a car wash.....
Nope, no physio or massage allowed until the results.

that much serious ???
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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #69 on: 30 November 2012, 18:04:25 »
A new teapot for your "collection". ;D ;D
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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #70 on: 30 November 2012, 19:53:23 »
One of these  :y

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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #71 on: 30 November 2012, 22:01:03 »
once she recovers from her birthday excess, she should get Mark and Kev on the phone to see what they think they can do with a mechanics flatbed , and a Stannah stair lift. 


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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #72 on: 01 December 2012, 10:45:40 »
Quote from: MaxV6 on 30 November 2012, 22:01:03
once she recovers from her birthday excess, she should get Mark and Kev on the phone to see what they think they can do with a mechanics flatbed , and a Stannah stair lift. 


:D
Hmmm, Stannah. Good call Mr Max ;D

Reckon it could be made powerful enough to fling me into bed when it reaches the top?
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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #73 on: 01 December 2012, 10:46:15 »
Quote from: EMD on 30 November 2012, 19:53:23
One of these  :y


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Re: TB needs xmas pressie ideas
« Reply #74 on: 01 December 2012, 10:47:15 »
Quote from: CaptainZok on 30 November 2012, 18:04:25
A new teapot for your "collection". ;D ;D
She's gone out today, and hasn't even made me a flask  >:(

Must be getting forgetful, now shes old ;D
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