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I really do despair ......
« on: 05 December 2012, 22:45:24 »
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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #1 on: 05 December 2012, 22:51:39 »
Law, what law these days. get what they deserve & then moan about it. makes your blood boil doesnt it.
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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #2 on: 05 December 2012, 23:31:44 »
In my best Victor Meldrew...I dont e*in believe it.. >:(
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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #3 on: 05 December 2012, 23:36:35 »
Quote from: acope on 05 December 2012, 23:31:44
In my best Victor Meldrew...I dont e*in believe it.. >:(

+1............ :-X :-X :-X :( :( :(
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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #4 on: 06 December 2012, 00:17:51 »
Not sure if it tickled anyone else.. but this paragraph I thought was brilliantly worded!

'A dog handler will always instruct a suspect to stand still and not run away. In some cases this instruction is ignored, and as the dogs are trained to pursue and restrain individuals, they will be detained by the dog, and this may result in a dog bite.'

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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #5 on: 06 December 2012, 00:20:08 »
Quote from: JamesV6CDX on 06 December 2012, 00:17:51
Not sure if it tickled anyone else.. but this paragraph I thought was brilliantly worded!

'A dog handler will always instruct a suspect to stand still and not run away. In some cases this instruction is ignored, and as the dogs are trained to pursue and restrain individuals, they will be detained by the dog, and this may result in a dog bite.'

;D

But then to be rewarded....??? >:( >:( >:(
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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #6 on: 06 December 2012, 00:23:44 »
Quote from: Vamps on 06 December 2012, 00:20:08
Quote from: JamesV6CDX on 06 December 2012, 00:17:51
Not sure if it tickled anyone else.. but this paragraph I thought was brilliantly worded!

'A dog handler will always instruct a suspect to stand still and not run away. In some cases this instruction is ignored, and as the dogs are trained to pursue and restrain individuals, they will be detained by the dog, and this may result in a dog bite.'

;D

But then to be rewarded....??? >:( >:( >:(

I'm not disagreeing Mike :y
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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #7 on: 06 December 2012, 02:25:13 »
 >:( >:( >:( he should have let the dog rip his throat out
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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #8 on: 06 December 2012, 02:35:23 »
I agree with you all, just what are we coming to. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

The police dogs have has an higher IQ than your average Meadows resident.  ::) ;D
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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #9 on: 06 December 2012, 08:29:07 »
Commits a crime then gets paid for it , probably laughing to his mates about it all  ::)

Arhhh ! Where's me blood pressure tablets  :(
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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #10 on: 06 December 2012, 11:29:51 »
So he's stolen a car, got bitten and then got £2000? That's not a bad day out really is it?
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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #11 on: 06 December 2012, 11:41:23 »
Quote from: Cleggy on 06 December 2012, 02:35:23
I agree with you all, just what are we coming to. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

The police dogs have has an higher IQ than your average Meadows resident.  ::) ;D

Speaks better english to...
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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #12 on: 06 December 2012, 12:53:17 »
Whats the betting they bring out a regulation that Police dogs have to wear muzzles...... ;D
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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #13 on: 06 December 2012, 13:05:41 »
Quote from: Marks DTM Calib on 06 December 2012, 11:41:23
Quote from: Cleggy on 06 December 2012, 02:35:23
I agree with you all, just what are we coming to. >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

The police dogs have has an higher IQ than your average Meadows resident.  ::) ;D

Speaks better english to...

Err Speaks better English too... before cem corrects it. ;D
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Re: I really do despair ......
« Reply #14 on: 06 December 2012, 13:39:53 »
The World's gone barmy! :o :o :o ::) ::)
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