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[STMO123]

I'm off to hang myself.



Dont try to stop me.......

[05omegav6]

Don't worry we won't

Sun is out down here and it will soon be Christmas

Still no new car, so not all good news

[doz]

Does this make everybody feel better?

[aaronjb]

Does this make everybody feel better?

 

[05omegav6]

Billy Connolly voice on.

Oooh Aaargh, that's nice.

Billy Connolly voice off.

Third one from the left knows where it's at

[Richie London]

I've been down for months. bee in and out of hospital. been hit by a car. in and out of a relationship, proposed to. Back in a relationship. just had steroids injections and surgery January and now ib a lot of debt. where is the good news 

[Lazydocker]

I've been down for months. bee in and out of hospital. been hit by a car. in and out of a relationship, proposed to. Back in a relationship. just had steroids injections and surgery January and now ib a lot of debt. where is the good news 

Chin up Richie... You're still alive

[feeutfo]

i feel like shite meself, tired, and uninterested in almost everything.

...just cant be arsed. Maybe i need some of that jing seng tea, or what ever its called. 

Tart.

You wish.

[OOMV6]

i feel like shite meself, tired, and uninterested in almost everything.

...just cant be arsed. Maybe i need some of that jing seng tea, or what ever its called. 

Choices. Take the right one.  That's all there is to it

[Kevin Wood]

'tis the time of year, Mr. Gixer.

Loads of rushing about, emptying of wallets, shopping in sh1te weather, all for 1 day then back to the grind.   

I prescribe a visit to the establishment known as Miah's, where several poppadums with assorted chutneys followed by other Indian delicacies shall be administered and washed down with lager*.

I suppose I ought to attend to ensure the above procedure is correctly followed.


*- Not something I'd ordinarily approve of, as it's not proper beer, but, for such purposes, an exception can be made.

[feeutfo]

sounds like a damed good idea Mr Wood. whos up for a Curry then?

[Gaffers]

Anyone fancy a thai curry chez moi in the new year?

[aaronjb]

Yes and yes to both of the last two posts..

[Elite Pete]

I'm off to hang myself.



Dont try to stop me.......

I've got some rope

[cleggy]

I'm off to hang myself.



Dont try to stop me.......

I've got some rope

Can we sell tickets we'd make a killing