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Ouch
« on: 11 January 2013, 13:33:36 »
2 bits of advise for you lot

When tightening up jublee clips up, don't stab yourself in the palm of your hand because it bloody hurts  ::) :'( :'(

The second bit is .............. listen to the missus when she tells you stick a plaster on it before you cover it in greese and it gets infected like MINE  >:(

Just been to the quacks.
After squeezeing it and asking if it hurts  >:( >:( >:(
He decides to pratice his bandageing and has just mummyfied the  ******* thing  >:(

Oh well, been told not to use it for a few days so it gets me out of washing the pots  :)
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #1 on: 11 January 2013, 13:47:01 »
When tightening Jubilee clips (which are the spawn of the devil in some respects anyway) you should always use an appropriate sized socket, normally 7mm ;)

Hope it heals soon :y
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #2 on: 11 January 2013, 14:07:24 »
Quote from: Lazydocker on 11 January 2013, 13:47:01
When tightening Jubilee clips (which are the spawn of the devil in some respects anyway) you should always use an appropriate sized socket, normally 7mm ;)

Hope it heals soon :y


Funny enough, when I turned around (with screwdriver still attached to hand) my lad had one in his hand that he had been sorting the bagpipes with  ::)
I'm glad he didn't say anything  :-X :-X ;D
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #3 on: 11 January 2013, 14:36:44 »
Quote from: Lazydocker on 11 January 2013, 13:47:01
When tightening Jubilee clips (which are the spawn of the devil in some respects anyway) you should always use an appropriate sized socket, normally 7mm ;)

Hope it heals soon :y

  ;)
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #4 on: 11 January 2013, 16:03:46 »
 daft bugger what did you do that for ... its got to hurt  :o :o :o
 hope it heals up soon
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #5 on: 11 January 2013, 16:04:19 »
Hope you mend quickly  :y I have had something similar to this http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Flexible-Shaft-Hose-Clip-Driver-7mm-Hex-Hexagon-socket-and-flexible-shaft-/261150374115?pt=UK_Hand_Tools_Equipment&hash=item3ccdc678e3 for many years. It has proven itself many many times.
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« Reply #6 on: 11 January 2013, 17:58:31 »
Ouch indeed  :o Hope it mends soon mate  :y
Covering it in grease normally works though  ;D ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 11 January 2013, 18:10:22 »
I hope you get better soon! :-* :-*

(......thinking all the time that this is yet another man making a fuss about a tiny wound!) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Man-up and do what one of my male friends does; use superglue to seal the wound! :D :D :D :D ;)
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #8 on: 11 January 2013, 18:58:35 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 11 January 2013, 18:10:22
I hope you get better soon! :-* :-*

(......thinking all the time that this is yet another man making a fuss about a tiny wound!) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Man-up and do what one of my male friends does; use superglue to seal the wound! :D :D :D :D ;)

Why not... It's what it was invented for ;) ;)
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« Reply #9 on: 11 January 2013, 19:03:25 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 11 January 2013, 18:10:22
I hope you get better soon! :-* :-*

(......thinking all the time that this is yet another man making a fuss about a tiny wound!) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

Man-up and do what one of my male friends does; use superglue to seal the wound! :D :D :D :D ;)

 :D :D

Top tip , will remember that one  ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 11 January 2013, 19:48:41 »
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #11 on: 11 January 2013, 19:53:54 »
In Nelsons day they sealed amputations with hot Pitch, so you got off lightly! ;D
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #12 on: 11 January 2013, 20:10:49 »
Quote from: PhilRich on 11 January 2013, 19:53:54
In Nelsons day they sealed amputations with hot Pitch, so you got off lightly! ;D

Has Mr Gonads had his hand amputated then  :o  Thats got worse quickly  ???
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« Reply #13 on: 11 January 2013, 20:18:10 »
Quote from: dbug on 11 January 2013, 20:10:49
Quote from: PhilRich on 11 January 2013, 19:53:54
In Nelsons day they sealed amputations with hot Pitch, so you got off lightly! ;D

Has Mr Gonads had his hand amputated then  :o  Thats got worse quickly  ???

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y

That is soooooooo funny when read all as one! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Ouch
« Reply #14 on: 11 January 2013, 21:40:43 »
Why thank you for all your wonderful simpathy and advise.
I must say that it brought more then a few tears to my eyes when I read all your kind and loving comments tonight.
I will always treasure this post forever  :-* ;D ;D

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