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help forgot birthday in doghouse any ideas?
« on: 15 January 2013, 20:48:11 »
well it is the mrs birthday today and we all forgot :o i was sure it was on the 18th.
wasnt till she came home tonight at 8pm with cards and things from work that i knew!
so shes in a mood  so whats the best course of action?
thought of nipping out to the garage/tesco but i dont think that will help.
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Re: help forgot birthday in doghouse any ideas?
« Reply #1 on: 15 January 2013, 20:50:01 »
Difficult to do anything now tbh ???
A spare bedroom will help in the short term though :P
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Re: help forgot birthday in doghouse any ideas?
« Reply #2 on: 15 January 2013, 20:53:36 »
Garage/Tesco flowers will probably make things worse...  ::) ::) ::)  Book a table at the best restaurant in town for Saturday night and give her a good night out!  :)

It'll be bloody cold out in the doghouse tonight....  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: help forgot birthday in doghouse any ideas?
« Reply #3 on: 15 January 2013, 20:55:56 »
I would say your life is ruined. She will never, ever let you forget this. You can never win another arguement, ever.
I would try to hang myself, that might convince her that you are sorry.
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Re: help forgot birthday in doghouse any ideas?
« Reply #4 on: 15 January 2013, 21:03:39 »
Quote from: TiggerHayes on 15 January 2013, 20:53:36
Garage/Tesco flowers will probably make things worse...  ::) ::) ::)  Book a table at the best restaurant in town for Saturday night and give her a good night out!  :)

It'll be bloody cold out in the doghouse tonight....  ;D ;D ;D

Agreed.............and pretend you'd booked it weeks ago.  :y ;D

As STMO has said above, frankly, you've had it. She will remember this forever, it will crop up in conversations for years to come and will be thrown in your face at every opportunity.
How do I know this........  :-[ :-[ ;D
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Re: help forgot birthday in doghouse any ideas?
« Reply #5 on: 15 January 2013, 21:09:54 »
I'm afraid you are going to have to "growl at the badger" tonight at the very least old bean, you are going to be paying for this for a very,very long time.

Or you could hook up to prank mail and send yourself a very genuine looking email from some jewellery shop apologising for the delay in the diamond bracelet you ordered being delivered to the store, this works a charm....believe me, I know to my huge cost :'(
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Re: help forgot birthday in doghouse any ideas?
« Reply #6 on: 15 January 2013, 21:14:03 »
would you like a ladies point of view!

YES YOUR IN THE DOG HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

DONT GO TO GARAGE FOR FLOWERS TO LITTLE TO LATE!

personally i would book table for friday night get sitter and hotel room! she will never know the difference and the hotel room warrents why you didnt do it today. school day and all.

make sure you have bubbly in hotel room and this is going to cost you more then if you hadnt forgot.

right tell her you have made plans for friday night and nothing else leave the rest as a surprise.  :y :y
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Re: help forgot birthday in doghouse any ideas?
« Reply #7 on: 15 January 2013, 21:15:09 »
Quote from: omegod on 15 January 2013, 21:09:54
I'm afraid you are going to have to "growl at the badger" tonight at the very least old bean, you are going to be paying for this for a very,very long time.

Or you could hook up to prank mail and send yourself a very genuine looking email from some jewellery shop apologising for the delay in the diamond bracelet you ordered being delivered to the store, this works a charm....believe me, I know to my huge cost :'(

I like it!!!  8)
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Re: help forgot birthday in doghouse any ideas?
« Reply #8 on: 15 January 2013, 21:15:38 »
Quote from: omegod on 15 January 2013, 21:09:54
I'm afraid you are going to have to "growl at the badger" tonight at the very least old bean, you are going to be paying for this for a very,very long time.

Or you could hook up to prank mail and send yourself a very genuine looking email from some jewellery shop apologising for the delay in the diamond bracelet you ordered being delivered to the store, this works a charm....believe me, I know to my huge cost :'(

 ;D ;D ;D ;D im laughing so hard it hurts  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: help forgot birthday in doghouse any ideas?
« Reply #9 on: 15 January 2013, 21:16:58 »
well the heatings on full and its very cold in here!
now shes gone to bed
think iam on the sofa tonight
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Re: help forgot birthday in doghouse any ideas?
« Reply #10 on: 15 January 2013, 21:17:04 »
The Omega takes priority but you shouldn't have forgot.

DO NOT buy flowers at Tesco. That will make the situ a lot, lot worse! but do buy a card.

Order some tickets online for a show or for a band she likes and then just before you go sleep ''i didnt really forget'' and give her a ticket drawn by your fair hand in the card.

Next time, don't forget!!!  ::)

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« Reply #11 on: 15 January 2013, 21:20:52 »
Just how the hell can you forget your wifes birthday? For future reference, buy a calendar, write important dates on it and look at the beginning of each month.
Do not let your wife see this calendar, or you will be in the shit for having to write down her birthday insread of remembering it.

Complicated eh?
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Re: help forgot birthday in doghouse any ideas?
« Reply #12 on: 15 January 2013, 21:26:50 »
Suicide ?   :) ;)
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« Reply #13 on: 15 January 2013, 21:35:24 »
BREAKING NEWS!!! Price of humble pie rocketing in Nottingham!!!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: help forgot birthday in doghouse any ideas?
« Reply #14 on: 15 January 2013, 21:38:59 »
Didn't Mrs Wayne-Bobbit slice off Mr Wayne-Bobbits difference following a forgotten birthday?  :-\

To be fair it don't matter as you won't get to use them again anyway  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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