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[Varche]

Had to laugh yesterday. I feel like I am living in a time warp!

I am trying to track down a header tank for my bus here in Spain. Found a spanish website and a fellow breaking a car. No EMails please just phone or Whatssap . So I type in Whatssap into google and assume it is some form of messenger service(Whats app?) on a smart phone(whatever one of those is!). I can't ring as I know my Spanish isn't up to making sure it is the right one.

Mrs V commented that we have been forgotten by technology. I have never used a smart phone or app, don't possess a mobile anymore, haven't even got a video recorder let alone a Tivo or Hd recorder,Flat screen plasma TV, 4on demand, Iplayer, sat nav, tried to load Itunes onto my "Win95" size of a planet desktop PC but that didn't work. I did manage to book an online MOT the other day- brilliant facility. If we ever go back into society we will have to go on an integration course. It is 1975 isn't it?

[Brikhead]

It is 1975 isn't it?

Lets hope not as I'm not due to be born til next year...

[STMO123]

Had to laugh yesterday. I feel like I am living in a time warp!

I am trying to track down a header tank for my bus here in Spain. Found a spanish website and a fellow breaking a car. No EMails please just phone or Whatssap . So I type in Whatssap into google and assume it is some form of messenger service(Whats app?) on a smart phone(whatever one of those is!). I can't ring as I know my Spanish isn't up to making sure it is the right one.

Mrs V commented that we have been forgotten by technology. I have never used a smart phone or app, don't possess a mobile anymore, haven't even got a video recorder let alone a Tivo or Hd recorder,Flat screen plasma TV, 4on demand, Iplayer, sat nav, tried to load Itunes onto my "Win95" size of a planet desktop PC but that didn't work. I did manage to book an online MOT the other day- brilliant facility. If we ever go back into society we will have to go on an integration course. It is 1975 isn't it?

I'll swap with yer, El Varche.

[Varche]

Swap? mmm you might live somewhere with neighbours........

Saw an App today that apparently controls your heating. How clever is that! How does it work with a log burner?

[OmegaAnglesey]

Whatsapp is a handy app bit like texting but free as long as you have a Internet bundle or your on wifi it's pretty much free to use also can send pictures and small video clips using this app  works well on my £600 smart phone Apple iPhone 5 

[STMO123]

Whatsapp is a handy app bit like texting but free as long as you have a Internet bundle or your on wifi it's pretty much free to use also can send pictures and small video clips using this app  works well on my £600 smart phone Apple iPhone 5 

So. To get these free apps all I have to do is spend £600 on a gayphone. Neat.

[OmegaAnglesey]

Whatsapp is a handy app bit like texting but free as long as you have a Internet bundle or your on wifi it's pretty much free to use also can send pictures and small video clips using this app  works well on my £600 smart phone Apple iPhone 5 

So. To get these free apps all I have to do is spend £600 on a gayphone. Neat.

its not a free app if I remember correctly its around 69p or 99p prices fluctuate even on the App Store  aye £600 gives a lot for me at least and pays for its self in a few months I think of it as a Swiss Army Knife 

[martin42]

been using whatsapp for 2 yrs,and never paid for it,its free in the andriod store,only uses your home wifi or mobile data allowance(if you have unlimited doesnt matter how many txts/pics or calls you make)

[OmegaAnglesey]

been using whatsapp for 2 yrs,and never paid for it,its free in the andriod store,only uses your home wifi or mobile data allowance(if you have unlimited doesnt matter how many txts/pics or calls you make)

yeah it's free on android 

[STMO123]

I've got an android, and unlimited data. Thank god I don't have to buy a gay swiss army knife.

[PhilRich]

I've got an android, and unlimited data. Thank god I don't have to buy a gay swiss army knife.

I'm not clued up on this modern stuff steve, will that app thingy work on a hemorrhoid

[OmegaAnglesey]

I've got an android, and unlimited data. Thank god I don't have to buy a gay swiss army knife.

Unreliable buggy plasticy tacky phones GayNerdDroids are  , Plus the don't hold their value.

[OmegaAnglesey]

 

[ozzycat]

 

i want one

[tidla]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p00ctlvg/the_one_ronnie_clips_blackberry_sketch/