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[pscocoa]

I want to be a sea slug.

http://news.sky.com/story/1051622/sea-slug-grows-new-penis-after-sex

[Rods2]

I want to be a sea slug.

http://news.sky.com/story/1051622/sea-slug-grows-new-penis-after-sex

No thanks as they think they only have two spares, three times in your life is just not enough. 

I wouldn't want to be a sea horse either. 

[scimmy_man]

I dont fancy being a "taker"

[ted_one]

Put me right off whelks

[paul.lovejoy]

but what if it grew back half the size  gutted

[paul.lovejoy]

is it not the house spider female who is at least twice the size of the male eats him once hes done the business even before hand he has to dance in front of her but if hes shite at dancing she eats him without even any foreplay not even a quick hand job, poor bugger

he litteraully gets one shot in life then hes gone, no after sex fag or down the pub with his mates chatting about sex

pumping away not knowing that any second hes about to be killed and eaten

probably why there is no spider sex jokes

[Del Boy]

Put me right off whelks

 

[STMO123]

I must say, I'm very disappointed in the content of this thread. The title looked very promising. 

[paul.lovejoy]

I must say, I'm very disappointed in the content of this thread. The title looked very promising. 

i was hoping for some tips

[pscocoa]

I must say, I'm very disappointed in the content of this thread. The title looked very promising. 

i was hoping for some tips

You grow back your own tips

[Bionic]

 
Think I will have to try not to be jealous cos it sounds very poainful and ONLY 3.............no way enough......

[cleggy]

Being amaphrodites they give and take at the same time.

We'll have weddings for sea slugs next

[Stallion]

but what if it grew back half the size  gutted

Hope for third time lucky