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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

......but when you drop off the perch which would you prefer. Cremation or burial?

After listening to a friend who has worked in the funeral industry for almost thirty years, I choose burial.

[Rog]

Don't care. Dead is dead.

Burial, cremation, donated to science, eaten by people who think I'm lasagne . . .

All the same . . . dead

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Don't care. Dead is dead.

Burial, cremation, donated to science, eaten by people who think I'm lasagne . . .

All the same . . . dead

Very true.

Burial is more expensive but at least you don't end up in a cardbord box with any number of other people.

[aaronjb]

I want to be shot into space..

[Lazydocker]

Burnt and turned into a diamond

[albitz]

Probably toasted.Not that bothered as long as they make very sure Im dead before doing anything.I have a morbid fear of waking up in a coffin realising Im 6 feet under,or just about to go into a furnace.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I want to be shot into space..

If only your Dad had been a little quicker with the old withdrawl technique Aaron then perhaps you could have been

[aaronjb]

I want to be shot into space..

If only your Dad had been a little quicker with the old withdrawl technique, Aaron then perhaps you could have been

 

[Andy B]

.... but at least you don't end up in a cardbord box with any number of other people.

After cremation you get your own box and don't share it ....... I've asked my Dad in the past - he has also been in the Funerial buisness for years & years

[STMO123]

I want to be shot into space..

If only your Dad had been a little quicker with the old withdrawl technique Aaron then perhaps you could have been

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

.... but at least you don't end up in a cardbord box with any number of other people.

After cremation you get your own box and don't share it ....... I've asked my Dad in the past - he has also been in the Funerial buisness for years & years

True. But your often get to share it with other people. At least, that's what I've been told.

[plym ian]

don't fancy being worm food I'm quite happy being stuck on mantle piece next to the carriage clock

so cremation for me with that fire song playing as I go through the curtain just to give everyone a good laugh

[STMO123]

I told my missus to hire a skip. Then I changed it to mini skip. After some thought I told her to find someone who was doing some building work and sneak me in during the night.
I then phoned Michael Parkinson and told him where to shove his over 50,s plan.

[STMO123]

Was it your man flu that brought on this discussion, Opti?

[omega3000]

don't fancy being worm food I'm quite happy being stuck on mantle piece next to the carriage clock

so cremation for me with that fire song playing as I go through the curtain just to give everyone a good laugh

Aye + 1  Dont want to be dropped in the sea either for fish food