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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Was it your man flu that brought on this discussion, Opti?

Yes, Steve. I slipped peacefully away at 3.00 A.M yesterday morning.

P.S The afterlife is a shit load better than the one you're still living in.   Sex with beautiful girls 24/7.

[Gaffers]

I quite fancy being cremated and my ashes spread at sea in Hawaii, if you've ever been, met the local people and witnessed the ceremony you'll understand.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

When did crematoriums first appear in Britain?. I'm wondering if two world wars prompted their appearance.

[Entwood]

I quite fancy being cremated and my ashes spread at sea in Hawaii, if you've ever been, met the local people and witnessed the ceremony you'll understand.

Yup .. a pretty colourful event and usually a good chat around dinner after, with laughter being an important ingredient

[Rog]

I quite fancy being cremated and my ashes spread at sea in Hawaii, if you've ever been, met the local people and witnessed the ceremony you'll understand.

Yup .. a pretty colourful event and usually a good chat around dinner after, with laughter being an important ingredient

BUT . . . you wouldn't exactly be able to join in and enjoy it, well I hope not 

[STMO123]

When did crematoriums first appear in Britain?. I'm wondering if two world wars prompted their appearance.

I believe the vikings first introduced it Opti 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

When did crematoriums first appear in Britain?. I'm wondering if two world wars prompted their appearance.

I believe the vikings first introduced it Opti 

Hmmm...........not exactly the answer I was looking for, Mr STMO. And besides, with all that rape and pillage they were untrustworthy foreign johnnies.  

[Lizzie_Zoom]

I am a strange women on this one!

Cremation for sure.....................but there would be nothing better than my body being placed in the firebox of West Country Pacific 34016 Bodmin on the Mid Hants Railway and whilst running up to Alton my ashes allowed to be blasted up the chimney whilst pulling a train of Pullman coaches!

Of course the authorities will never allow it (mean barstwards!!), so I must come up with a cunning plan!

[Lizzie_Zoom]

When did crematoriums first appear in Britain?. I'm wondering if two world wars prompted their appearance.

I believe the vikings first introduced it Opti 

Hmmm...........not exactly the answer I was looking for, Mr STMO. And besides, with all that rape and pillage they were untrustworthy foreign johnnies.

It was the Romans who certainly carried out both burials and cremations, with some ancient Brit tribes also using cremations, whilst other used burials, and being laid out for the birds in a sacred place.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I am a strange women on this one!

Cremation for sure.....................but there would be nothing better than my body being placed in the firebox of West Country Pacific 34016 Bodmin on the Mid Hants Railway and whilst running up to Alton my ashes allowed to be blasted up the chimney whilst pulling a train of Pullman coaches!

Of course the authorities will never allow it (mean barstwards!!), so I must come up with a cunning plan!

Lizzie. If you happen to know the engine driver, he could "add you" without anyone being any the wiser.

[Rog]

I know I said previously that dead is dead etc, and I don't believe in the afterlife or whatever, BUT  if I'm wrong  and it actually matters . . . 

Not too far from me is a huge cemetary called Abney Park. Its full of old ivy covered, creepy and  extravagant tombs, graves, mausoleums etc. I want one of those, and I want to come out at night to scare the shite out of the living !         

[Lizzie_Zoom]

I know I said previously that dead is dead etc, and I don't believe in the afterlife or whatever, BUT  if I'm wrong  and it actually matters . . . 

Not too far from me is a huge cemetary called Abney Park. Its full of old ivy covered, creepy and  extravagant tombs, graves, mausoleums etc. I want one of those, and I want to come out at night to scare the shite out of the living !         

Your body will be dead no matter what, but your spirit Opti will fly away through the veil to a far better place than here!!

[mantahatch]

Burning for me, no way am I having the local scrotes attacking a grave of mine. And I don't want anybody duty bound to attend a grave. I think t makes the grieving process worse. Also no ashes for anyone to care for, they can be dumped in the crematorium garden of rest.

I have already chosen 3 songs to be played at my cremation, First one is the Ramones, Pet Sematary, second is Rancid, Time Bomb and finally Dropkick Murphys, Forever, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkaBGz0hQKI  I find this track quite moving. It won't be to everyones liking here but all 3 songs have great meaning to me.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

When did crematoriums first appear in Britain?. I'm wondering if two world wars prompted their appearance.

I believe the vikings first introduced it Opti 

Hmmm...........not exactly the answer I was looking for, Mr STMO. And besides, with all that rape and pillage they were untrustworthy foreign johnnies.

It was the Romans who certainly carried out both burials and cremations, with some ancient Brit tribes also using cremations, whilst other used burials, and being laid out for the birds in a sacred place.

You're  right, Lizzie. But on a commercial scale I think it was probably a Victorian innovation.

[Lizzie_Zoom]

I am a strange women on this one!

Cremation for sure.....................but there would be nothing better than my body being placed in the firebox of West Country Pacific 34016 Bodmin on the Mid Hants Railway and whilst running up to Alton my ashes allowed to be blasted up the chimney whilst pulling a train of Pullman coaches!

Of course the authorities will never allow it (mean barstwards!!), so I must come up with a cunning plan!

Lizzie. If you happen to know the engine driver, he could "add you" without anyone being any the wiser.

All the ones I knew are now dead!!   I'll have to bribe make an offer they can't refuse to a young driver  Opti.  Kevin Woods of course could always sneak me into the firebox one night if I promise my miggy to him in my will!