How dare you accuse me of being a criminal? You've also used the word 'rob' in the wrong context. 
I could see your childish attempt at trying to 'trick' me to 'bring the truth out'! You're so sure of yourself you couldn't even see I turned it back on you. You assumed, then accused me of something I haven't and don't do. That's the problem with people in society. Quick to judge and jump to the wrong conclusion.
I watch tv, of course I do. I even have to suffer the BBC occasionally. I don't pay tv tax though. And no I'm not a criminal. I don't watch or record television as it's being broadcast in any place I would be liable for tv tax, if I was doing so.
I'll accept your apology. 
"You need a valid TV Licence if you use TV receiving equipment to watch or record television programmes as they’re being shown on TV. ‘TV receiving equipment’ means any equipment which is used to watch or record television programmes as they're being shown on TV. This includes a TV, computer, mobile phone, games console, digital box, DVD/VHS recorder or any other device."
and...............
"It’s against the law to watch or record TV programmes as they're being shown on TV without a valid licence. This includes the use of devices such as a TV, computer, mobile phone, games console, digital box or DVD/VHS recorder.
Watching TV without a valid licence is a criminal offence. This can lead to prosecution, a court appearance and a fine of up to £1,000 (not including legal costs)."
You contradict yourself, but I am not going to argue, other than to state fact: if you watch, record or use TV in any way you are LEGALLY responsible for paying the TV licence fee. To not do so is a CRIMINAL OFFENCE as spelt out in the quotes from the TV Licencing web site.
So NO apology!