My large Wrench from the 150 Kit been jamming on clockwise for a while now, so decided, whilst passing my local Halfords Shop to pop it in and push my luck. No receipt with me but managed to find a orange Halfords bag in the boot, so popped the tool in the bag and in I go, goes something like this -
Me: walks in pops the bag on the counter and says "Hiya, it keeps jamming in clockwise mode"
Saturday Boy: Opens bag, takes out wrench, looks at it, "Do you have the Box for it?"
Me: "No, its from your 150 piece kit, comes with life time guarantee"
Saturday Boy: "Do you have the Kit with you"
Me: "Yes, its in the Boot, you do want me to go and get it, its just that thats faulty the rest is fine"
Saturday Boy: "No, thats fine" then starts playing with the small lever whist looking all over it again and says "Have you been using it as a Hammer?"
Me: "No, it gets used as a wrench, I use a Hammer as a Hammer, which is also in the Boot, do you want me to go and get that!"
Saturday Boy: Laughs, and then says "No, I'll go and check if we have one", walks off and ask's another Person.
Me: At this point I starting to think, now this where its all going to go wrong.
Saturday Boy: walks back "I'll have to order you one as we dont carry spares for this"
Me: "Oh, can you not give me one out of one of your Kits as I need it this weekend?"
Saturday Boy: Walks off and ask's that other person again, gets pointed elsewhere, disappears for about 3 mins then walks back with a new 150 Kit in his hand, opens it in front of me and hands me a brand new Wrench "there you go Sir"
Me: "thats Great, Thanks, and can I have my bag back please".
Love it when a plan comes together,