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« on: 08 May 2008, 10:22:49 »
a polish man and a welsh man sitting in a bar
the pole drinks his beer ,throws his glass in the air,pulls out a gun and shoots it
he says,in poland our glasses are so cheap we never drink out of the same one twice
the welshman,cool as a cucumber drinks his beer,pulls out a gun and shoots the pole
he says in wales we have so many rather poles we don't have to drink with the same one twice
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 08 May 2008, 10:25:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 08 May 2008, 13:06:34 »
briliant :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #3 on: 08 May 2008, 13:16:23 »
A tad discriminatory, perhaps?  ::)  :P
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Re: joke
« Reply #4 on: 08 May 2008, 13:17:56 »
Certainly very apt around here
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Re: joke
« Reply #5 on: 08 May 2008, 13:32:38 »
It's still humourous  - I am just having to "train" myself to be very "politically correct" and show respect for diversity, due to something I am currently working towards  ;)  ::)
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« Reply #6 on: 08 May 2008, 13:39:20 »
think i can work it out
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« Reply #7 on: 08 May 2008, 13:40:09 »
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Certainly very apt around here
definately around here
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Re: joke
« Reply #8 on: 08 May 2008, 13:44:08 »
not very pc me thinks
but never the less dam funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 08 May 2008, 22:12:24 »
 ;D ;D ;D. Good workers though. They really graft.
    Nothing's too much trouble for them.
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« Reply #10 on: 08 May 2008, 22:20:14 »
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It's still humourous  - I am just having to "train" myself to be very "politically correct" and show respect for diversity, due to something I am currently working towards  ;)  ::)

You getting a Job in Local Covernment then :)
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Re: joke
« Reply #11 on: 08 May 2008, 22:28:09 »
Not very PC at all but i still laughed  :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: joke
« Reply #12 on: 09 May 2008, 12:11:29 »
I'm Polish decent and I don't find that offensive or non-PC whatsoever. My Nan has lived in this country for nearly 60 years and even she is saying "bleedin' Poles"  :o.
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« Reply #13 on: 09 May 2008, 12:27:24 »
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I'm Polish decent and I don't find that offensive or non-PC whatsoever. My Nan has lived in this country for nearly 60 years and even she is saying "bleedin' Poles"  :o.
good on yer mate just a little harmless fun afterALL I'M WELSH and i dont mind the sheep jokes ifind it quite amusing
especially when running through a field with your wellies on and someone asks what the hurry is
answer you dont want an ugly one do you? :y
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« Reply #14 on: 09 May 2008, 12:42:19 »
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I'm Polish decent and I don't find that offensive or non-PC whatsoever. My Nan has lived in this country for nearly 60 years and even she is saying "bleedin' Poles"  :o.
good on yer mate just a little harmless fun afterALL I'M WELSH and i dont mind the sheep jokes ifind it quite amusing
especially when running through a field with your wellies on and someone asks what the hurry is
answer you dont want an ugly one do you? :y

 ;D Some of my best friends aren`t Polish (or Welsh)! ;D

 :y I believe in racial equality: `offending people of all races; equally! :y

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"All foreigners be ready to show their passports....the retort came in a cut-crystal English voice:
"Foreign!, foreign!....damned-cheek!....I`m British!!!
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