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[tidla]

Was a long time ago for most.

Here goes.

As a kid, i was always the snotty green nosed kid. Not alot has changed over the years..

I was in a lift on the way to a wedding reception in a hotel and what always follows at some point with a snotty snively nose is a sneeze.

Poor bloke in front of me ended up with a prized green snot on the back of his jacket.

I dont know, what do you do, your a kid??

[Webby the Bear]

my mate caught me, errrm, well you know when i was 15. very worried he'd tell everyone at school and i'd be called self-abuser for the rest of my life, but he didn't and i now make sure i don't do it at the dining table where theres no net curtains 

[tidla]

 

[Webby the Bear]

as for the snot.... that's pretty gross 

[cem_devecioglu]

I had a snotty darling, and still I didnt forgot its taste (I was 5-6 years old)

[the alarming man]

as for the snot.... that's pretty gross 

says the man at the dining table....

[Webby the Bear]

as for the snot.... that's pretty gross 

says the man at the dining table....

Well no one was eating there at the time......... i think 

[the alarming man]

as for the snot.... that's pretty gross 

says the man at the dining table....

Well no one was eating there at the time......... i think 

and you thought that was mayo...........

[tidla]

You dont want to be dipping you chips in that!!

[crusty]

Many years ago me and my mates could buy fireworks if Nigel was with us as he looked 14 and that was the minimum legal age back then. We'd then take them to a nearby wood and do a 'genie' on them. We all clubbed together one weekend and brought what was called an Atom Bomb. It was thick as our arms and had a broom handle as the stick. A wall was found and the cardboard was removed and the gunpowder was placed in a line on this wall with the main charge at the end. We had a discusion wether to have a short wide or a long thin fuse.We chose a long thin line as we thought it would give the person lighting it (Poor old Nigel again...he had the longest arms) time to run to the protection of a tree. We found a dry stick and lit the end ,to give Nigel even more distance from the explosion soon to come. The rest of us positioned ourselves behind other trees and egged Nigel on. He nevously lit it, turned 180 degrees and was just about to take his first step when he was thrown to the ground by the explosion. The others rushed to his aid, turned him over to see his eyes had glazed over and was deaf to all the "Nige are you ok?" questions.  I meanwhile was found sat at the base of my tree crying my eyes out and hugging my legs. I didn't want to stand up as i had wet myself through laughing so much.
Stupid, silly and dangerous and not to be tried by anyone reading this, but at the time.......
I have to add this happened on a Saturday, When we got back to school on the Monday we all asked the same question "Have yours ears been ringing all weekend??!!!"

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Well once I.......................no, I cannot do it - too embarrassing!! 

[horsecow]

Was about 6 or 7 and we decided to play catch outside......................... in the dark. Was running away from my younger brother and had to turn a corner only I turned too early (it was dark after all) and ran full pelt and head first into a pebble-dashed wall (still got the scars). Had to wear a turban basically for weeks after that, man I got some abuse for that and for months after that my entire forehead was covered in scrapes and scratches and small blue stones!!

[crusty]

I have more....
At school in order get the school bully back i put a drawing pin pointing up on his wooden desk seat. Unknown to me he was not at school that morning and a girl i had a crush on decided to sit  at his desk. However she didn't sit down but knelt down instead.I can still hear the screams and crying nearly 40 years on.
As i was getting out of a lift in a big department store i did what us boys did and crushed a stink bomb under my foot just as the doors were opening at the floor i needed. However the doors jammed and only opened about 5 inches. I was seen by the shoppers red faced gasping for air through the gap while they tried to force the doors but were kept being beaten back by the stench of rotten eggs.
I was in my garden making rude noises to my neighbour over her hedge. She went in and a few minutes later my mum received a phone call and shouted out to me "Have you been blowing raspberrys to Mrs Smith?" I misheard and shouted back "Where the heck would i get raspberrys to throw at her?"
Back in the late 60's i discovered chewing gum and had great fun pulling it out my mouth, swinging it around, stretching it and putting it back in my mouth.One day however a gust of wind blew a great big 4 foot long stretch of gum onto the wing of our red Austin 1100, virtually from the headlight to the windscreen. It immediatey 'welded ' itself to said wing and no amout of fingers, fingernails or a wooden ice lolly stick would shift it.Some sort of chemical reaction had happened and it wasn't going anywhere. I stayed away from the car for a few hours panicking until Dad decided he wanted some photos of me and the car. I had to drape my timy frame over as much of the front wing as i could and held my arms out in a Jesus Christ pose in order to cover up the gum. Luckily the camera wasn't zoom, but i could see his puzzled face at my crucifiction stance.