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[STMO123]

I'd be careful what you say as I've heard that he's the Godfather of Wakefield and his tentacles spread far and wide..... 

You don't want to wake up with a horse's head turd in your bed!!!! 

You're getting mixed up again, Tigger. It's my testicles, not my tentacles.

....are they not one and the same?.

Ask Mrs Opti. See how good her memory is.

[paul.lovejoy]

What I picked up in ASDA car park was a ding and a load of scratches. This one is getting parked in the farthest corner.

I always park away from the crowds after getting a nice crease down the side of a previous car and more often than not i am in the van which can be a tight squeeze in a normal space but when i come out for some daft reason there is always someone paked along side me.....WHY

[STMO123]

What I picked up in ASDA car park was a ding and a load of scratches. This one is getting parked in the farthest corner.

I always park away from the crowds after getting a nice crease down the side of a previous car and more often than not i am in the van which can be a tight squeeze in a normal space but when i come out for some daft reason there is always someone paked along side me.....WHY

Because you are so attractive?

[Lizzie_Zoom]

What I picked up in ASDA car park was a ding and a load of scratches. This one is getting parked in the farthest corner.

I always park away from the crowds after getting a nice crease down the side of a previous car and more often than not i am in the van which can be a tight squeeze in a normal space but when i come out for some daft reason there is always someone paked along side me.....WHY

Because you are so attractive?

No, it is just that male bonding thing! Cars want to be next to other cars; or rather men want to show that theirs is better and bigger than the one adjacent!

[STMO123]

It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie

[Lizzie_Zoom]

It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie

From what I have seen it is!

[STMO123]

It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie

From what I have seen it is!

I am somewhat of an expert on (ASDA) car parks. It's the ladies wot do it.









The fact that 90% of shoppers are females might have something to do with it

[paul.lovejoy]

she is right lizzie most of the time its a female or of course it could be my rugged good looks muscular physic, slim figure with 6 pack

or the fact i generally wear a 12" strap on under my jeans when i go shopping

[Lizzie_Zoom]

she is right lizzie most of the time its a female or of course it could be my rugged good looks muscular physic, slim figure with 6 pack

or the fact i generally wear a 12" strap on under my jeans when i go shopping

 

[paul.lovejoy]

i certainley have not got 120 million thats for sure 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

she is right lizzie most of the time its a female or of course it could be my rugged good looks muscular physic, slim figure with 6 pack

or the fact i generally wear a 12" strap on under my jeans when i go shopping

The mind boggles, Mr Lovejoy.

[paul.lovejoy]

its an insecure lack of confiedence thing mr O 

[cleggy]

It's not men who choose to park next to the only car in a 1000 space car park, Lizzie

From what I have seen it is!

I am somewhat of an expert on (ASDA) car parks. It's the ladies wot do it.









The fact that 90% of shoppers are females might have something to do with it

You get a better class of ladies in Sainsburys

[ozzycat]

hes got more money than god

[Jusme]