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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

........if the old reprobate can spend more than seven grand on a new chelsea tractor without a second thought?

It seems that crime does pay.

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Steve is a man of mystery!  He is a man of great means I say, who saves his words but calculates intensely.

He's either a chartered accountant or a bookie!!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Steve is a man of mystery!  He is a man of great means I say, who saves his words but calculates intensely.

He's either a chartered accountant or a bookie!!

Rumour has it that he pulled off the Brinks-Mat robbery in 1983, and has been living off the proceeds ever since........although I can think of better places to be 'holed up' in than Wakefield.

[Lizzie_Zoom]

Steve is a man of mystery!  He is a man of great means I say, who saves his words but calculates intensely.

He's either a chartered accountant or a bookie!!

Rumour has it that he pulled off the Brinks-Mat robbery in 1983, and has been living off the proceeds ever since........although I can think of better places to be 'holed up' in than Wakefield.

 

[PhilRich]

Steve is a man of mystery!  He is a man of great means I say, who saves his words but calculates intensely.

He's either a chartered accountant or a bookie!!

Rumour has it that he pulled off the Brinks-Mat robbery in 1983, and has been living off the proceeds ever since........although I can think of better places to be 'holed up' in than Wakefield.

Probably as we speak the 'real' STMO is being anally probed in an alien craft somewhere in the upper atmosphere above Wakefield, while his 'Doppleganger' takes his place here among us! Problem is, these aliens have cross wired the 'personality module' on the Dupe, so instead of the steady stream of sarky invective & 'dangle berries' we've all come to know & love, instead we get reasoned argument, gentle humour & genuine concern for others! They aint foolin' me! 

[STMO123]

It's only four grand with the trade-in, Tealeaf, about the same as annual running costs for an omega.

Anally probed you say, Phil? No need for aliens, I can assure you.

[cleggy]

He's a scouser, the car was yellow with different plates and now has no VIN numbers. He picked it up from an ASDA car park  

[STMO123]

What I picked up in ASDA car park was a ding and a load of scratches. This one is getting parked in the farthest corner.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

What I picked up in ASDA car park was a ding and a load of scratches. This one is getting parked in the farthest corner.

Excellent, that's exactly where I park.

See you at Asda Mr shiny new car owner.

[alfie]

I've been paid out twice by asda for being hit by their trolleys in their car park.It's their car park,It's their trolleys,My car didn't run into their trolleys.
                                  Alfie

[Webby the Bear]

I heard he made his fortune in the scouse brothel region, selling his butt to any needy male.... he'd then steal and sell their cars

[cem_devecioglu]

What I picked up in ASDA car park was a ding and a load of scratches. This one is getting parked in the farthest corner.

 
   even long distances and different countries dont change habits..

[Sir Tigger KC]

I'd be careful what you say as I've heard that he's the Godfather of Wakefield and his tentacles spread far and wide..... 

You don't want to wake up with a horse's head turd in your bed!!!! 

[STMO123]

I'd be careful what you say as I've heard that he's the Godfather of Wakefield and his tentacles spread far and wide..... 

You don't want to wake up with a horse's head turd in your bed!!!! 

You're getting mixed up again, Tigger. It's my testicles, not my tentacles.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'd be careful what you say as I've heard that he's the Godfather of Wakefield and his tentacles spread far and wide..... 

You don't want to wake up with a horse's head turd in your bed!!!! 

You're getting mixed up again, Tigger. It's my testicles, not my tentacles.

....are they not one and the same?.