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[Richie London]

This young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.

Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. Minutes passed and the girl spoke again.

"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg."

The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again.

"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."

"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

"Aye," said the lad, nodding.

The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.

Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"

[waspy]

 

[MikeDundee]

  ...Typical northener

[Darth Loo-knee]

 

Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it

[MikeDundee]

Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it

See typical northener stirring it up again

[CaptainZok]

Did she ever pay up then Countess??

[MikeDundee]

Did she ever pay up then Countess??

Ah hows it going George, another northener stirring it up then

[CaptainZok]

Did she ever pay up then Countess??

Ah hows it going George, another northener stirring it up then

Thought we were all southerners to you lot from the other side of the wall.

[MikeDundee]

Did she ever pay up then Countess??

Ah hows it going George, another northener stirring it up then

Thought we were all southerners to you lot from the other side of the wall.

Yeah but I'm south of the wall at the moment so Northerner counts

[Darth Loo-knee]

Did she ever pay up then Countess??

Ah hows it going George, another northener stirring it up then

He is alway Stirring Mike aint he, something should be done about it

[MikeDundee]

At it again LK, I know the Admins are watching and know who started it

[Darth Loo-knee]

At it again LK, I know the Admins are watching and know who started it

You always start it and you know you do!!!!!!!

[Vamps]

Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it

They are all about to grieve.

[MikeDundee]

At it again LK, I know the Admins are watching and know who started it

You always start it and you know you do!!!!!!!

I think you must have me confused with someone else ..since being a newbie and going on hols I am a changed man ////I know you don't mean me really

[Darth Loo-knee]

Although I did think that Scotch was a sort of whiskey
Waiting for a Scotsman to pick up on it

They are all about to grieve.

Perhaps I should keep my head down then