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Marks DTM Calib

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« Reply #45 on: 08 May 2013, 07:49:52 »

And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....
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« Reply #46 on: 08 May 2013, 09:20:21 »

And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\   
 
if anyone interested there are some techniques proven to be very succesfull ..just pm me  ;) :-X
 
but if you want an easy way ,  I can recommend metformin (drops blood glycose level also) as a starters :)
 
ps: my favorite subject ;D ;D
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« Reply #47 on: 08 May 2013, 09:22:02 »

And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\   
 
if anyone interested there are some techniques proven to be very succesfull ..just pm me  ;) :-X
 
but if you want an easy way ,  I can recommend metformin (drops blood glycose level also) as a starters :)

Vidaloo or Phal are far tastier and have more or less the same effect (if you discount the heat) .. Personal preference is a Jalfrezi .... :)  :)
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« Reply #48 on: 08 May 2013, 09:22:23 »

if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\   

That's where a decent curry helps. :y
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« Reply #49 on: 08 May 2013, 09:24:54 »

this subject may seem funny for us, but for elderly people it can easily be lethal if not kept under control :(
 
as bowel movement is slowed down all elder people have this problem..  :-\
 
 
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« Reply #50 on: 08 May 2013, 09:43:26 »

this subject may seem funny for us, but for elderly people it can easily be lethal if not kept under control :(
 
as bowel movement is slowed down all elder people have this problem..  :-\

Ah, so that explains the source of TB's issue.
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« Reply #51 on: 08 May 2013, 10:16:37 »

And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\   
 
if anyone interested there are some techniques proven to be very succesfull ..just pm me  ;) :-X
 
but if you want an easy way ,  I can recommend metformin (drops blood glycose level also) as a starters :)
 
ps: my favorite subject ;D ;D

Get a thick piece of rubber to bite on :o ;D ;D
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« Reply #52 on: 08 May 2013, 10:27:32 »

Fibergel works quite well, if anyone's feeling a little 'bunged up'!  :o  ::)
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« Reply #53 on: 08 May 2013, 11:23:48 »

this subject may seem funny for us, but for elderly people it can easily be lethal if not kept under control :(
 
as bowel movement is slowed down all elder people have this problem..  :-\

Ah, so that explains the source of TB's issue.
is curry what you want for the last meal of a condemd man :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #54 on: 08 May 2013, 11:33:21 »

Fibergel works quite well, if anyone's feeling a little 'bunged up'!  :o  ::)

You need some Vicks VapoRub for being bunged up  ::) :P
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« Reply #55 on: 08 May 2013, 12:01:38 »

would not put that near my arse :'( :'( :'( got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water :D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #56 on: 08 May 2013, 13:12:04 »

would not put that near my arse :'( :'( :'( got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water :D ;D ;D ;D

use daily on the same area (vicks) , will protect you from using casodex and avodart in the future.. ;D   Yes, I'm serious , it drops the hormone level because it has terebentine inside which breaks the hormone molecules and clear the blood vessels..
 
 
 
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« Reply #57 on: 08 May 2013, 13:18:31 »

And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

if it doesnt slide out , will be so uncomfortable :-\   
 
if anyone interested there are some techniques proven to be very succesfull ..just pm me  ;) :-X
 
but if you want an easy way ,  I can recommend metformin (drops blood glycose level also) as a starters :)
 
ps: my favorite subject ;D ;D

Get a thick piece of rubber to bite on :o ;D ;D

In the past , during my first marriage, my wifes father had cancer .. after diagnosis doctor send him to home to die peacefully..  after a while his bowels blocked .. I tried all sorts of drugs and fluids to open but no way.. so I decided to use the old method which I learned in the military..  :-X  I used my fingers and opened it.. so we could keep him some more months alive..  :)
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« Reply #58 on: 08 May 2013, 13:54:57 »

would not put that near my arse :'( :'( :'( got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water :D ;D ;D ;D

 :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #59 on: 08 May 2013, 16:45:58 »

And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

and here is a way to remember

http://youtu.be/vCadcBR95oU
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