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[CaptainZok]

And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum?

Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.

Dear Mrs TheBoy, Tuby would like to invite you to a special trip to Sweden.

email it to MrsTB@TuBy.net

[TheBoy]

And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum?

I heard he was the curator, due to his extensive Abba knowledge.

The limit of my knowledge is that there was a blonde, a brunette, and a couple of hairy ones. And that the film sucks.

Maybe it'll get better the more you keep watching it.

Whilst I cannot recite it word for word, like Mrs TB can, I've seen it a few times. And its still shite.

[Auto Addict]

And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum?

Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.

how much is it worth

You don't have her number, so I'm safe

I've got your home number

[Sir Tigger KC]

would not put that near my arse got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water

Is that an easy mistake to make when reaching for the KY in the dark then Lovelube??    Similar tube/pot?? 

[TheBoy]

And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum?

Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.

how much is it worth

You don't have her number, so I'm safe

I've got your home number

Not since I changed it after 6am "nuisance calls" when the server used to go tits up in the night

[ozzycat]

And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum?

Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.

how much is it worth

You don't have her number, so I'm safe

here pinky give mrsTB a ring and tell her will yer 

[TheBoy]

And remember, in future, dont push, just let it slide out....

Loo-knee enjoyed it when I pushed back. I guess he would, having such a little one.

Is it true, your off to Sweden to visit the Abba museum?

Tell me that they haven't created a bloody museum

If they have, don't tell the ol' bag about it.

how much is it worth

You don't have her number, so I'm safe

here pinky give mrsTB a ring and tell her will yer 

She'll think its a offer to elope with him.

So do it, Pinky

[ozzycat]

can of worms methinks

[paul.lovejoy]

would not put that near my arse got some on the end of my willie once ( dont ask) never felt pain like it oh no i think that was deep heat anyway wow never ran so fast to water

Is that an easy mistake to make when reaching for the KY in the dark then Lovelube??    Similar tube/pot?? 

  i did say dont ask