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New safety device
« on: 19 May 2008, 11:57:22 »
So, we have side and front airbags. How about a bottom airbag?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3c5gLUm9Rc

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Re: New safety device
« Reply #1 on: 19 May 2008, 12:01:57 »
:o Gawd knows the possible colo-rectal implications of that; surely can`t be even a little safe!  :o
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Re: New safety device
« Reply #2 on: 19 May 2008, 12:06:21 »
Could result in an embarrassing visit to casualty if not worse. :o

Boredom and a little stupidity: A dangerous combination. ;D

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Re: New safety device
« Reply #3 on: 19 May 2008, 12:08:12 »
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So, we have side and front airbags. How about a bottom airbag?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3c5gLUm9Rc

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 ;D ;D ;D ;D :o Darwin award nominee - too near the front bits!!!!
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Re: New safety device
« Reply #4 on: 19 May 2008, 12:20:45 »
I could do with a bottom airbag, but for entirely different reasons  :-[


No need for expensive deployment mechanisms either, would be self inflating  ;D
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Re: New safety device
« Reply #5 on: 19 May 2008, 12:29:36 »
 ;D ;D Muppet ;D ;D
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Re: New safety device
« Reply #6 on: 19 May 2008, 12:55:44 »
Unbelievable.  :o :-? :-?
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Re: New safety device
« Reply #7 on: 19 May 2008, 14:00:44 »
idiot but funny ;D ;D ;D
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Re: New safety device
« Reply #8 on: 19 May 2008, 14:03:40 »
What a pillock.  Some people should not be allowed to live.
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Re: New safety device
« Reply #9 on: 19 May 2008, 14:05:52 »
I always thought that a spike in the middle of the steering wheel would be a good safety device, might make some people drive a bit better!
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Re: New safety device
« Reply #10 on: 19 May 2008, 14:13:33 »
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What a pillock.  Some people should not be allowed to live.

No, but it's more fun to allow them to remove themselves from the gene pool in the manner Darwin intended, and laugh at their attempts on YouTube.

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Re: New safety device
« Reply #11 on: 19 May 2008, 14:16:02 »
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What a pillock.  Some people should not be allowed to live.

No, but it's more fun to allow them to remove themselves from the gene pool in the manner Darwin intended, and laugh at their attempts on YouTube.

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Yup, made me chuckle.  Shame he lived though.
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Re: New safety device
« Reply #12 on: 19 May 2008, 14:59:16 »
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Yup, made me chuckle.  Shame he lived though.

Well, he obviously is a bit sharper than the rest and, realising that he only has to render himself incapable of procreating, went for something with a low probability of outright death and a high probability of the meat and 2 veg ending up dangling from a nearby tree.  ;D

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« Reply #13 on: 19 May 2008, 15:03:20 »
I think that's what called being bollaxxed! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #14 on: 19 May 2008, 15:19:15 »
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What a pillock.  Some people should not be allowed to live.

No, but it's more fun to allow them to remove themselves from the gene pool in the manner Darwin intended, and laugh at their attempts on YouTube.

Kevin
Yup, made me chuckle.  Shame he lived though.

Or blown his nuts off!
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