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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

After two days of ignoring severe abdominal pain, I was forced into acting like a 'girl'  by taking a trip to Grantham  Hospital. 

After blood tests had been completed I was then immediately taken to Lincoln hospital by ambulance.......roughly 35 minutes.

The rest as they say is history.

[ozzycat]

not very nice thig to happen appendicitis  mr opti i hope you feel better soon 
get well soon from all the ozzys

[cem_devecioglu]

   ops..
 
must have hurt ..  I hope you will recover quickly

[omega3000]

  Ohh oer Mr.Opti  Hope your ok and mend soon ..

[Sir Tigger KC]

Ooooo!    Get well soon Mr Opti!!! 

Don't ignore stuff Chaps!  Man up and get down the Quacks!! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I was 'under the knife' within an hour of my arrival at Lincoln hospital.

Apparently, the little bastard had burst, and was merrily spreading poisons throughout my body.......which, I'm told, can be potentially fatal.

My pubes are now gone.

[ozzycat]

I was 'under the knife' within an hour of my arrival at Lincoln hospital.

Apparently, the little bastard had burst, and was merrily spreading poisons throughout my body.......which, I'm told, can be potentially fatal.

My pubes are now gone.

they will itch like buggery when they start to grow back

[symes]

you were very lucky there mate--could have been fatal--Still it wasn't -luckily for you mate-get well soon and take it easy for a while eh

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I was 'under the knife' within an hour of my arrival at Lincoln hospital.

Apparently, the little bastard had burst, and was merrily spreading poisons throughout my body.......which, I'm told, can be potentially fatal.

My pubes are now gone.

they will itch like buggery when they start to grow back

I now have an idea what this feels like.

Part of the examination at Grantham hospital involved rubber gloves and lube...... ........never again while I have breath in my body.

[PhilRich]

Flaming Hell Opti! You've got no business scaring us all like that
Pleased you've come out the other end virtually unscathed, but next time listen to your body and don't try to be the tough guy

[PhilRich]

I was 'under the knife' within an hour of my arrival at Lincoln hospital.

Apparently, the little bastard had burst, and was merrily spreading poisons throughout my body.......which, I'm told, can be potentially fatal.

My pubes are now gone.

they will itch like buggery when they start to grow back

I now have an idea what this feels like.

Part of the examination at Grantham hospital involved rubber gloves and lube...... ........never again while I have breath in my body.

You won't be getting your Prostate checked then Opti

[Vamps]

I was 'under the knife' within an hour of my arrival at Lincoln hospital.

Apparently, the little bastard had burst, and was merrily spreading poisons throughout my body.......which, I'm told, can be potentially fatal.

My pubes are now gone.

they will itch like buggery when they start to grow back

I now have an idea what this feels like.

Part of the examination at Grantham hospital involved rubber gloves and lube...... ........never again while I have breath in my body.

Mine burst when I was 10 and I still remember the finger and the rubber glove...........

Glad you are ok now though.....

[Rods2]

I wish you a full and speedy recovery. Next time don't ignore the pains as I'm sure the pearly games get many customers saying I didn't think it was serious!!!! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I was 'under the knife' within an hour of my arrival at Lincoln hospital.

Apparently, the little bastard had burst, and was merrily spreading poisons throughout my body.......which, I'm told, can be potentially fatal.

My pubes are now gone.

they will itch like buggery when they start to grow back

I now have an idea what this feels like.

Part of the examination at Grantham hospital involved rubber gloves and lube...... ........never again while I have breath in my body.

You won't be getting your Prostate checked then Opti

That was his excuse, Phil........but I thought he seemed a little camp.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I was 'under the knife' within an hour of my arrival at Lincoln hospital.

Apparently, the little bastard had burst, and was merrily spreading poisons throughout my body.......which, I'm told, can be potentially fatal.

My pubes are now gone.

they will itch like buggery when they start to grow back

I now have an idea what this feels like.

Part of the examination at Grantham hospital involved rubber gloves and lube...... ........never again while I have breath in my body.

Mine burst when I was 10 and I still remember the finger and the rubber glove...........

Glad you are ok now though.....

That's amazing, Mr vamps. I was wholly unaware that such an advanced procedure was available in victorian England.