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macca

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Paul McCartney
« on: 20 May 2008, 21:07:18 »
just bought Heather Mills a plane for her birthday.....



and a ladyshave for the other leg ;D
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« Reply #1 on: 20 May 2008, 21:09:43 »
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just bought Heather Mills a plane for her birthday.....



and a ladyshave for the other leg ;D

You're sick Macca, but bloody funny!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Paul McCartney
« Reply #2 on: 20 May 2008, 21:12:46 »
When asked if he thought Heather Mills was unstable, Paul McCartney simply replied 'she used to be, but I put a beer mat under one of her legs and that sorted it out nicely'
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« Reply #3 on: 20 May 2008, 21:13:30 »
Wooden you just know it .....
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« Reply #4 on: 20 May 2008, 21:19:35 »
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just bought Heather Mills a plane for her birthday.....



and a ladyshave for the other leg ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 20 May 2008, 21:26:33 »
After the divorce, the press asked Paul "would he ever go down on one knee again?" To which he replied "Despite everything i'd really rather you referred to her as Heather"!!!
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Debs.

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« Reply #6 on: 21 May 2008, 07:24:18 »
 ;D Oh, I really liked that! ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 21 May 2008, 18:07:31 »
 :D :P
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Re: Paul McCartney
« Reply #8 on: 22 May 2008, 20:13:30 »
They laid upon the grassy bank
His hand was all a'quiver
He slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.

Poem by Paul describing their second date.
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« Reply #9 on: 22 May 2008, 20:14:46 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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