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[MR MISTER]

Just had a mixed grill fromour local chinese. Steak (small piece but tasty enough), liver, two rashers of bacon, sausage, mushrooms (loads), peas and onion gravy (the black, chinesey stuff). I'm stuffed and all for £5.70.
Cue the cat and rat and dog jokes.

[omega3000]

Not had chinky for a long time . Well not since the cat community went missing 

[MR MISTER]

Not had chinky for a long time . Well not since the cat community went missing 

And...there it is. No more please.

[cleggy]

Stop horsing around

[Vamps]

Just had a mixed grill fromour local chinese. Steak (small piece but tasty enough), liver, two rashers of bacon, sausage, mushrooms (loads), peas and onion gravy (the black, chinesey stuff). I'm stuffed and all for £5.70.
Cue the cat and rat and dog jokes.

    I could feed the family for a whole day for that much......

[MR MISTER]

Just had a mixed grill fromour local chinese. Steak (small piece but tasty enough), liver, two rashers of bacon, sausage, mushrooms (loads), peas and onion gravy (the black, chinesey stuff). I'm stuffed and all for £5.70.
Cue the cat and rat and dog jokes.

    I could feed the family for a whole day for that much......

So could I, if they liked kitty kat. 

[Big_Al]

£5.70 . . . .   won't be long before it,s that much to use the cooker for 1/2 hour 

[MR MISTER]

£5.70 . . . .   won't be long before it,s that much to use the cooker for 1/2 hour 

You're in a good mood tonight, Al.

[Vamps]

£5.70 . . . .   won't be long before it,s that much to use the cooker for 1/2 hour 

OK Mr Miserable, make the most of it, get yerself down the town, get 10 fags and a couple of cheap tinnies from Tesco and send the mrs down the food-bank with the kids in tow; Sorted..........

[Sir Tigger KC]

£5.70 . . . .   won't be long before it,s that much to use the cooker for 1/2 hour 

Not if it's electric as you won't have any power! 

[Big_Al]

£5.70 . . . .   won't be long before it,s that much to use the cooker for 1/2 hour 

OK Mr Miserable, make the most of it, get yerself down the town, get 10 fags and a couple of cheap tinnies from Tesco and send the mrs down the food-bank with the kids in tow; Sorted..........

Now that is a possible plan Vamps         just googling where the food bank is 

Only snag is my kids are 29 & 27 

[Vamps]

£5.70 . . . .   won't be long before it,s that much to use the cooker for 1/2 hour 

OK Mr Miserable, make the most of it, get yerself down the town, get 10 fags and a couple of cheap tinnies from Tesco and send the mrs down the food-bank with the kids in tow; Sorted..........

Now that is a possible plan Vamps         just googling where the food bank is 

Only snag is my kids are 29 & 27 

Just borrow a couple of the estate, they will do it for a fag ciggie each........

[MR MISTER]

£5.70 . . . .   won't be long before it,s that much to use the cooker for 1/2 hour 

OK Mr Miserable, make the most of it, get yerself down the town, get 10 fags and a couple of cheap tinnies from Tesco and send the mrs down the food-bank with the kids in tow; Sorted..........

Now that is a possible plan Vamps         just googling where the food bank is 

Only snag is my kids are 29 & 27 

We have plenty of spare children up here, Al, any colour you want.

[Big_Al]

£5.70 . . . .   won't be long before it,s that much to use the cooker for 1/2 hour 

OK Mr Miserable, make the most of it, get yerself down the town, get 10 fags and a couple of cheap tinnies from Tesco and send the mrs down the food-bank with the kids in tow; Sorted..........

Now that is a possible plan Vamps         just googling where the food bank is 

Only snag is my kids are 29 & 27 

We have plenty of spare children up here, Al, any colour you want.

got any green ones Stemo ?

[Vamps]

£5.70 . . . .   won't be long before it,s that much to use the cooker for 1/2 hour 

OK Mr Miserable, make the most of it, get yerself down the town, get 10 fags and a couple of cheap tinnies from Tesco and send the mrs down the food-bank with the kids in tow; Sorted..........

Now that is a possible plan Vamps         just googling where the food bank is 

Only snag is my kids are 29 & 27 

We have plenty of spare children up here, Al, any colour you want.

got any green ones Stemo ?

Be modern, have one of each............