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Author Topic: Mrs Slocombe's classic quotes  (Read 811 times)

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Nickbat

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Mrs Slocombe's classic quotes
« on: 02 December 2013, 20:37:57 »

I doubt they could get away with lines like this these days:

Is that Mr. Ackbar?  Mrs. Slocombe here, your next-door neighbor.  I wonder, would you do me a favour?  Would you go to my front door, bend down, and look through the letter-box?  And if you can see my pussy, would you drop a sardine on the mat?

 ;D ;D

Plenty more pussy here: ;)

http://www.gracebrothers.net/mrs_slocombes_pussy_quotes.htm
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Re: Mrs Slocombe's classic quotes
« Reply #1 on: 02 December 2013, 20:46:35 »

Great show along with allo allo  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mrs Slocombe's classic quotes
« Reply #2 on: 02 December 2013, 21:12:08 »

Unfortunately, this and shows like "it ain't half hot mum", "Till death do us part" along with many others, would not get past the BBC PC sensors these days.  :(

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Re: Mrs Slocombe's classic quotes
« Reply #3 on: 02 December 2013, 21:13:33 »

Unfortunately, this and shows like "it ain't half hot mum", "Till death do us part" along with many others, would not get past the BBC PC sensors these days.  :(
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Re: Mrs Slocombe's classic quotes
« Reply #4 on: 02 December 2013, 23:49:04 »

There's probably a killing to be made from buying the rights to these programmes and setting up a dedicated channel for them.  ;)
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Re: Mrs Slocombe's classic quotes
« Reply #5 on: 03 December 2013, 01:01:45 »

It's funny I was a wee nipper when these programmes were on, but I find them funnier than today crap they call comedy  :y
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Re: Mrs Slocombe's classic quotes
« Reply #6 on: 03 December 2013, 06:30:30 »

Watched it on BBC2 in an afternoon, still funny as freak :y ;D ;D ;D

 
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