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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #15 on: 04 December 2013, 20:04:51 »
Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........  ::) ::) ::) ::)



And then beat a hasty retreat.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #16 on: 04 December 2013, 20:05:09 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 04 December 2013, 19:00:37
Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards!  :'(

...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D

If it is indeed  Friday Mr. Gixer  should it not  be fish  ?    :o :o :o
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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #17 on: 04 December 2013, 21:04:02 »
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 04 December 2013, 20:05:09
Quote from: chrisgixer on 04 December 2013, 19:00:37
Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards!  :'(

...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D

If it is indeed  Friday Mr. Gixer  should it not  be fish  ?    :o :o :o

Only when your Friday is on a Friday......... :D :D :y

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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #18 on: 04 December 2013, 21:13:00 »
Quote from: Vamps on 04 December 2013, 21:04:02
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 04 December 2013, 20:05:09
Quote from: chrisgixer on 04 December 2013, 19:00:37
Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards!  :'(

...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D

If it is indeed  Friday Mr. Gixer  should it not  be fish  ?    :o :o :o

Only when your Friday is on a Friday......... :D :D :y

Now this is interesting  . . . just asked SWMBO what day it is ?  . . . she said it's THURSDAY   :-\
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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #19 on: 04 December 2013, 21:33:50 »
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 04 December 2013, 21:13:00
Quote from: Vamps on 04 December 2013, 21:04:02
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 04 December 2013, 20:05:09
Quote from: chrisgixer on 04 December 2013, 19:00:37
Its Friday and there's no beer in fridge. Bollards!  :'(

...no steak and chips either. I have raised a complaint. ;D

If it is indeed  Friday Mr. Gixer  should it not  be fish  ?    :o :o :o

Only when your Friday is on a Friday......... :D :D :y

Now this is interesting  . . . just asked SWMBO what day it is ?  . . . she said it's THURSDAY   :-\

There is always one...... :D :D :D
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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #20 on: 04 December 2013, 21:40:11 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 04 December 2013, 20:04:51
Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........  ::) ::) ::) ::)



And then beat a hasty retreat.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered!  :P
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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #21 on: 04 December 2013, 21:41:47 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 04 December 2013, 21:40:11
Quote from: Rods2 on 04 December 2013, 20:04:51
Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........  ::) ::) ::) ::)



And then beat a hasty retreat.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered!  :P

 :y :y
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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #22 on: 04 December 2013, 21:41:58 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 04 December 2013, 21:40:11
Quote from: Rods2 on 04 December 2013, 20:04:51
Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........  ::) ::) ::) ::)



And then beat a hasty retreat.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered!  :P

A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure ;D

Bloody Fish?  :o ;D
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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #23 on: 04 December 2013, 21:42:56 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 04 December 2013, 21:41:58
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 04 December 2013, 21:40:11
Quote from: Rods2 on 04 December 2013, 20:04:51
Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........  ::) ::) ::) ::)



And then beat a hasty retreat.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered!  :P

A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure ;D

Bloody Fish? ;D

Real' Hunter Gatherer' food........... :y :y
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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #24 on: 04 December 2013, 21:43:21 »
Quote from: Vamps on 04 December 2013, 21:42:56
Quote from: chrisgixer on 04 December 2013, 21:41:58
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 04 December 2013, 21:40:11
Quote from: Rods2 on 04 December 2013, 20:04:51
Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........  ::) ::) ::) ::)



And then beat a hasty retreat.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered!  :P

A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure ;D

Bloody Fish? ;D

Real' Hunter Gatherer' food........... :y :y

Gay!
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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #25 on: 04 December 2013, 21:43:57 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 04 December 2013, 21:43:21
Quote from: Vamps on 04 December 2013, 21:42:56
Quote from: chrisgixer on 04 December 2013, 21:41:58
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 04 December 2013, 21:40:11
Quote from: Rods2 on 04 December 2013, 20:04:51
Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........  ::) ::) ::) ::)



And then beat a hasty retreat.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered!  :P

A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure ;D

Bloody Fish? ;D

Real' Hunter Gatherer' food........... :y :y

Gay!

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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #26 on: 04 December 2013, 22:00:30 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 04 December 2013, 19:28:47
Quote from: biggriffin on 04 December 2013, 19:27:11
Its bloody Wednesday  :o

No! Its Friday. Ya nutter ;D

It's Monday tomorrow, so that makes it Sunday night!  :'(
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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #27 on: 04 December 2013, 22:03:07 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 04 December 2013, 21:41:58
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 04 December 2013, 21:40:11
Quote from: Rods2 on 04 December 2013, 20:04:51
Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........  ::) ::) ::) ::)



And then beat a hasty retreat.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered!  :P

A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure ;D

Bloody Fish?  :o ;D

How did you know that I'd had fish for tea???  :o  ;D  Lovely it was though and washed down by a couple of cold beers!!!  :y :y :y
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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #28 on: 04 December 2013, 22:03:48 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 04 December 2013, 21:43:21
Quote from: Vamps on 04 December 2013, 21:42:56
Quote from: chrisgixer on 04 December 2013, 21:41:58
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 04 December 2013, 21:40:11
Quote from: Rods2 on 04 December 2013, 20:04:51
Err no, some serious retraining required me thinks.

Act like a man and tell her to show her who wears the trousers........  ::) ::) ::) ::)



And then beat a hasty retreat.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

A real man (ie a hunter gatherer type) would ensure that there are plenty of provisions, and wouldn't just assume that his lady had it covered!  :P

A real man wouldn't be messing about with fish, that's for sure ;D

Bloody Fish? ;D

Real' Hunter Gatherer' food........... :y :y

Gay!

Indeed. Mess about for hours catching a poxy fish with about 23g of meat on it and millions of bones. Did I mention it'll taste rank?

Sod that. Find cow. Wipe its' @rse. Slaughter it (optional) ;D. Place in the vicinity of a naked flame for a few seconds....

Kinda hard to poach one, unless it's fully consenting, admittedly. ::)
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Re: Damn. Damn damn damn!
« Reply #29 on: 04 December 2013, 22:30:02 »
Yep, pull horns, wipe Arse.  Serve. :)
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