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[PLANETNZ]

 1)  Keep thy donk(y) well feed and serviced then it will not be an ass and leave you stranded in thy night
2)  ALWAYS unlock thy door(s) before opening thy boot (trunk) should thy drop key inside then close the lid
3) Solid beatings will always lead to thy wandering and a need to fix its crooked toe...(camber and caster)
4) A wet floor overnight (particularly the passenger side) does not necessarily mean a prostate check for thy steed
5)...(add!)

[sjr47]

Thou shal not covert thy neigbours V6

[Entwood]

7) Be not disdainful, but have pity on lesser mortals driving inferior vehicles

[05omegav6]

7) Be not disdainful, but have pity on lesser mortals driving inferior vehicles

Do you mean 'pity the Audi/Bmw drivers for thery know not what they do'

[kevinp58]

8 thou shall have plenty of spares 

[Shallow Al]

Blessed are the HBV, the wishbone, the tyre wear and fuel consumption etc. for they shall inherit your wallet.

[biggriffin]

7) Be not disdainful, but have pity on lesser mortals driving inferior vehicles

Do you mean 'pity the Audi/Bmw drivers for thery know not what they do'

i don't pity other drivers i laugh and mock them,and wish a plauge of locusts, on them...

[omega3000]

Blessed art thou magic sunroof , you will magically open when it hoofs it down 

[Radar]

And with one touch of the rear blind button, he was able to turn day into night

[cam2502]

The path of the Omega man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of the BMW drivers.
Blessed is he that shepherds his Omega through darkness for he is truly the petrol stations keeper and the finder of old vauxhalls

And I will strike down upon thee (BMW) drivers with great vengeance and furious anger, those that attempt to overtake me and cut me up
And you will know My name is Omega owner, when I lay my V6 upon you!!

[Kevin Wood]

The path of the Omega man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of the BMW drivers.
Blessed is he that shepherds his Omega through darkness for he is truly the petrol stations keeper and the finder of old vauxhalls

And I will strike down upon thee (BMW) drivers with great vengeance and furious anger, those that attempt to overtake me and cut me up
And you will know My name is Omega owner, when I lay my V6 upon you!!

 

[M Kerr]

Mine has had at least 1 resurrection!

[terry paget]

16) Every car is a compromise, but the Omega tops the list for good design, accommodation for taller drivers, performance, and cost. Enough were made for the model to be reliable, spares to be widely available, used parts to to be worth marketing,  and to have an excellent forum of wise, helpful and generous members giving good advice and help.

The Omega owner should strive to avoid smugness, content in the knowledge that he drives a car as good as any other, at a fraction of the cost of other luxury cars. BMWs, Jaguars, Mercedes, Rolls Royces and Bentleys are not better cars, just more expensive and often less reliable; their owners feel obliged to employ main dealers to maintain their costly lumps, while Omega men enjoy doing it themselves.

[robson]

Thou shalt keep thy shuttle drain free from crud unless you are able to walk on water.

[omega3000]

Thou shalt have many shares in rust eater