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MR MISTER

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Remember yesterday?
« on: 24 December 2013, 13:30:47 »
I was sitting in town, sipping my latte and laughing at all the headless chickens doing their last minute shopping dance. Well...I thought we'd take another little trip into own today, why not, nothing else to do? Everything ready, lunch at our friends tomorrow, all the presents delivered, at peace with ourselves.

At about 11:45 we get a text. Our friend is not well. If fact, far too poorly to cook Christmas dinner tomorrow. Really, really sorry.

SHIIIIIIIIT!

Rush to asda, grab trolley and speed round the aisles. Turkey crown...that'll do, sprouts.....yes, there's some left...........get the last, humongous Christmas put in the store. Gasp....

Why are people looking at us like that whilst drinking their latte? Anyone would think we was mad. :-[ :-[

Isn't Christmas wonderful.
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #1 on: 24 December 2013, 13:34:53 »
Must be something going around. I have been knocked down by a stomach bug, which for me can quite serious. I am supposed to be driving in to london in a few hours to collect a friend before going to my parent's home for a couple of days doing nowt but drink wine while wearing onsies....
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #2 on: 24 December 2013, 14:36:12 »
I was by chance in Asda at 7AM this morning, pandemonium! fights over the reduced price turkeys.......I only needed 20 fags  :y. I wonder what caused the sudden nausea of the peron who realised they was hosting you for xmas dinner?  ;D
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #3 on: 24 December 2013, 14:41:50 »
The law of the sod  :)
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #4 on: 24 December 2013, 14:42:50 »
Quote from: omegod on 24 December 2013, 14:36:12
I was by chance in Asda at 7AM this morning, pandemonium! fights over the reduced price turkeys.......I only needed 20 fags  :y. I wonder what caused the sudden nausea of the peron who realised they was hosting you for xmas dinner?  ;D
Christmas is better at home :y
I had to turn down loads of invites, but that's life. ;D
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #5 on: 24 December 2013, 15:11:43 »
Quote from: STEMO on 24 December 2013, 14:42:50
Quote from: omegod on 24 December 2013, 14:36:12
I was by chance in Asda at 7AM this morning, pandemonium! fights over the reduced price turkeys.......I only needed 20 fags  :y. I wonder what caused the sudden nausea of the peron who realised they was hosting you for xmas dinner?  ;D
Christmas is better at home :y
I had to turn down loads of invites, but that's life. ;D

You should have offered to turn up 9am and cook the dinner for them  :y
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #6 on: 24 December 2013, 15:14:20 »
Not had chance to go out at lunchtime, but those that did said the local Tesco in Bletchley was quiet :o, yet carpark was full.
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #7 on: 24 December 2013, 15:20:19 »
I popped into the Coop on the way home, I normally buy meat from a butcher, just as they were price reducing the 'truly irresistible' sausages from £2.99 to 40p . Ive now got 4 packs in the freezer  :y
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #8 on: 24 December 2013, 15:57:10 »
Enjoy cooking your Christmas dinner, while you hard working, good lady wife has a well deserved day off with her feet up drinking a Latte, while watching a disaster in the making progress. ;) :P ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #9 on: 24 December 2013, 16:02:54 »
mmm... Christmas.  A very succesful festival of commerce.  I enjoy Christmas but just dont get the necessity ensure everyone on the planet has been awareded some superficial, unnecessary tat wrapped in paper.

Enough to eat and drink and the company of friends and family all relaxed and in good spirits... priceless but free apart from the donation of a little good will.

Enjoy the shops and Merry Christmas :)
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #10 on: 24 December 2013, 16:06:25 »
Quote from: STEMO on 24 December 2013, 14:42:50
Quote from: omegod on 24 December 2013, 14:36:12
I was by chance in Asda at 7AM this morning, pandemonium! fights over the reduced price turkeys.......I only needed 20 fags  :y. I wonder what caused the sudden nausea of the peron who realised they was hosting you for xmas dinner?  ;D
Christmas is better at home :y
I had to turn down loads of invites, but that's life. ;D

 Yeah Right ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Have a good 'un :y
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #11 on: 24 December 2013, 19:17:43 »
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 24 December 2013, 15:20:19
I popped into the Coop on the way home, I normally buy meat from a butcher, just as they were price reducing the 'truly irresistible' sausages from £2.99 to 40p . Ive now got 4 packs in the freezer  :y
HD will be pleased. ;D
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #12 on: 24 December 2013, 20:15:55 »
Quote from: CaptainZok on 24 December 2013, 19:17:43
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 24 December 2013, 15:20:19
I popped into the Coop on the way home, I normally buy meat from a butcher, just as they were price reducing the 'truly irresistible' sausages from £2.99 to 40p . Ive now got 4 packs in the freezer  :y
HD will be pleased. ;D

She's only allowed sausages at bbq time......i'll have eaten them by then  ;) ;D ;D
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #13 on: 24 December 2013, 20:42:59 »
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 24 December 2013, 20:15:55
Quote from: CaptainZok on 24 December 2013, 19:17:43
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 24 December 2013, 15:20:19
I popped into the Coop on the way home, I normally buy meat from a butcher, just as they were price reducing the 'truly irresistible' sausages from £2.99 to 40p . Ive now got 4 packs in the freezer  :y
HD will be pleased. ;D

She's only allowed sausages at bbq time......i'll have eaten them by then  ;) ;D ;D
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 24 December 2013, 20:15:55
Quote from: CaptainZok on 24 December 2013, 19:17:43
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 24 December 2013, 15:20:19
I popped into the Coop on the way home, I normally buy meat from a butcher, just as they were price reducing the 'truly irresistible' sausages from £2.99 to 40p . Ive now got 4 packs in the freezer  :y
HD will be pleased. ;D

She's only allowed sausages at bbq time......i'll have eaten them by then  ;) ;D ;D
Meanie.
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Re: Remember yesterday?
« Reply #14 on: 24 December 2013, 20:46:13 »
Quote from: CaptainZok on 24 December 2013, 20:42:59
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 24 December 2013, 20:15:55
Quote from: CaptainZok on 24 December 2013, 19:17:43
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 24 December 2013, 15:20:19
I popped into the Coop on the way home, I normally buy meat from a butcher, just as they were price reducing the 'truly irresistible' sausages from £2.99 to 40p . Ive now got 4 packs in the freezer  :y
HD will be pleased. ;D

She's only allowed sausages at bbq time......i'll have eaten them by then  ;) ;D ;D
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 24 December 2013, 20:15:55
Quote from: CaptainZok on 24 December 2013, 19:17:43
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 24 December 2013, 15:20:19
I popped into the Coop on the way home, I normally buy meat from a butcher, just as they were price reducing the 'truly irresistible' sausages from £2.99 to 40p . Ive now got 4 packs in the freezer  :y
HD will be pleased. ;D

She's only allowed sausages at bbq time......i'll have eaten them by then  ;) ;D ;D
Meanie.

She might get a pigs in blanket......IF shes a very good girl tomorrow  :y
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