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[chrisgixer]

 

[the alarming man]

jools Holland here

[bigegg]

je-fuh-fur. dun-ham. dot com

here

[chrisgixer]

It's ok, he's gone.

[cleggy]

jools Holland here

+1

Gary Barlow freak out, a waste of the license fee

[chrisgixer]

Oh crap he's back. And she's up stairs in the phone leaving me watching it. AAAAAAAAAH.

[tidla]

First words out of missus mouth was, where's his wedding ring??

[chrisgixer]

jools Holland here

+1

Gary Barlow freak out, a waste of the license fee

Ooh now hold on just a minute there Mr Cleggy. His music might be shite in my "expert" opinion, but that doesn't mean he's not a good entertainer, singer song writer and does a lot of work for charity. I'm told. 

He's a good lad I'm sure, just not to my taste.

[cleggy]

jools Holland here

+1

Gary Barlow freak out, a waste of the license fee

Ooh now hold on just a minute there Mr Cleggy. His music might be shite in my "expert" opinion, but that doesn't mean he's not a good entertainer, singer song writer and does a lot of work for charity. I'm told. 

He's a good lad I'm sure, just not to my taste.

The BBC seem to have forgotten what entertainment is, someone must like him he's on every time you turn on the TV. He is average to say the least, just an ex man made up boy band member not my taste by any stretch of the imagination. Now Charlie Wilson and Lisa Stansfield can perform, with Jools Holland's orchestra to perfection.

[Vamps]

John Bishop here now...........

[chrisgixer]

John Bishop here now...........

In Manchester

[Vamps]

John Bishop here now...........

In Manchester

On the TV.......   Nice to see you starting the New Year as you left the last......

[Rods2]

Who's Gary Barlow?

[chrisgixer]

Who's Gary Barlow?

Well, apparently he used to be in take that. One of them boy band things. But more to the point he's playing his shite music in my bloody living room on my bloody telly because SHE wants it on. 3 bloody programmes, iirc, with Gary bloody Barlow?

Happy bloody new year!

...and to top it all, she's been off on the phone, I turned over, she comes back and I'm in trouble for turning over. "I was watching that" she says. Cheeky mare

[Rods2]

Who's Gary Barlow?

Well, apparently he used to be in take that. One of them boy band things. But more to the point he's playing his shite music in my bloody living room on my bloody telly because SHE wants it on. 3 bloody programmes, iirc, with Gary bloody Barlow?

Happy bloody new year!

...and to top it all, she's been off on the phone, I turned over, she comes back and I'm in trouble for turning over. "I was watching that" she says. Cheeky mare

Just looked him up on the Internet, well women do apparently like these gay looking boys. 

Too slow, Mr Gixer, I always used to tell my ex-wife it was because they lost the outside broadcast signal, so I turned to where there was something to watch, when she turned back, oh, good,  it's back on again.