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[JamesV6CDX]

Today is my 21st er, I mean 30th birthday

SWMBO has said choose an evening out of my choice

I'm thinking bowling and curry house

Just doing a few minor elite jobs then off to the PUB

[jonny2112]

Elite and pub sounds good to me   

Happy birthday   

[cam2502]

Happy birthday youngster. Pubs a must, after your good lady has met your every demand in the bedroom of course

[PhilRich]

Happy Birthday James, have a good one

[Gaffers]

I think James needs to read between the lines here.  A night out of your own choice?   F%$£ bowling and curry, I would be thinking something along the lines of a private burlesque show from the missus

[Nick W]

That's the the night in, for after the evening out!

[Kevin Wood]

I think James needs to read between the lines here.  A night out of your own choice?   F%$£ bowling and curry, I would be thinking something along the lines of a private burlesque show from the missus

No imagination.

[Gaffers]

I think James needs to read between the lines here.  A night out of your own choice?   F%$£ bowling and curry, I would be thinking something along the lines of a private burlesque show from the missus

No imagination.

Walking on thin ice is tricky when you weigh 18 stone, let alone running, jumping and rolling on it as well 

[05omegav6]

I think James needs to read between the lines here.  A night out of your own choice?   F%$£ bowling and curry, I would be thinking something along the lines of a private burlesque show from the missus

No imagination.

That contradicts everything I have been taught...

Surely if the missus gives you a free pass, you have to choose to do what she actually wants to do rather than what you want to do

The tricky part, is pretending that you don't realise this

[05omegav6]

I am slightly concerned about Guffers penchant for fishnets and garters though

[Gaffers]

I am slightly concerned about Guffers penchant for fishnets and garters though

Lace-top shears and corsets.  Get it right

[05omegav6]

I am slightly concerned about Guffers penchant for fishnets and garters though

Lace-top shears and corsets.  Get it right

My mistake it all looks the same in the dark

[PhilRich]

I am slightly concerned about Guffers penchant for fishnets and garters though

Lace-top shears and corsets.  Get it right

My mistake it all looks feels the same in the dark

Fixed that for you Al

[Kevin Wood]

I think James needs to read between the lines here.  A night out of your own choice?   F%$£ bowling and curry, I would be thinking something along the lines of a private burlesque show from the missus

No imagination.

That contradicts everything I have been taught...

Surely if the missus gives you a free pass, you have to choose to do what she actually wants to do rather than what you want to do

The tricky part, is pretending that you don't realise this

Ah, I've been doing it all wrong.

The hardest part is guessing what she wants to do, of course. Invariably, it doesn't involve fishnets.. unless it also involves fishing.

[Jusme]

Whatever tonight is about James, I hope its a good one. Happy Birthday..