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[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

I'm slightly concerned, given that my computing knowledge is somewhere between "zero" and "can download vast amounts of pornography until his computer explodes" - my idea was going to be to plug into the router instead of using Wi-fi, yet some learned folk have already suggested it! Maybe I'm not as useless as I thought!

[Stemo]

I'm slightly concerned, given that my computing knowledge is somewhere between "zero" and "can download vast amounts of pornography until his computer explodes" - my idea was going to be to plug into the router instead of using Wi-fi, yet some learned folk have already suggested it! Maybe I'm not as useless as I thought!

Most folk use tabs now. Sitting at a pc is soooooo yesterday.

[TheBoy]

I'm slightly concerned, given that my computing knowledge is somewhere between "zero" and "can download vast amounts of pornography until his computer explodes" - my idea was going to be to plug into the router instead of using Wi-fi, yet some learned folk have already suggested it! Maybe I'm not as useless as I thought!

Most folk use tabs now. Sitting at a pc is soooooo yesterday.

I'm, errr, sat at a PC (well, laptop) right now.

I'm Mr 1980s

[Stemo]

I'm slightly concerned, given that my computing knowledge is somewhere between "zero" and "can download vast amounts of pornography until his computer explodes" - my idea was going to be to plug into the router instead of using Wi-fi, yet some learned folk have already suggested it! Maybe I'm not as useless as I thought!

Most folk use tabs now. Sitting at a pc is soooooo yesterday.

I'm, errr, sat at a PC (well, laptop) right now.

I'm Mr 1980s

Yes. I can tell by your car 

[TheBoy]

I'm slightly concerned, given that my computing knowledge is somewhere between "zero" and "can download vast amounts of pornography until his computer explodes" - my idea was going to be to plug into the router instead of using Wi-fi, yet some learned folk have already suggested it! Maybe I'm not as useless as I thought!

Most folk use tabs now. Sitting at a pc is soooooo yesterday.

I'm, errr, sat at a PC (well, laptop) right now.

I'm Mr 1980s

Yes. I can tell by your car 

In the 1980s, my car was ultra modern

[Stemo]

I'm slightly concerned, given that my computing knowledge is somewhere between "zero" and "can download vast amounts of pornography until his computer explodes" - my idea was going to be to plug into the router instead of using Wi-fi, yet some learned folk have already suggested it! Maybe I'm not as useless as I thought!

Most folk use tabs now. Sitting at a pc is soooooo yesterday.

I'm, errr, sat at a PC (well, laptop) right now.

I'm Mr 1980s

Yes. I can tell by your car 

In the 1980s, my car was ultra modern

Ahead of its time even.

[Kevin Wood]

I'm slightly concerned, given that my computing knowledge is somewhere between "zero" and "can download vast amounts of pornography until his computer explodes" - my idea was going to be to plug into the router instead of using Wi-fi, yet some learned folk have already suggested it! Maybe I'm not as useless as I thought!

Most folk use tabs now. Sitting at a pc is soooooo yesterday.

You can hold them closer to your eyes when your vision starts to fail - hence the pornography. Er.. Allegedly. Laptop here. 

[Andy B]

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You can hold them further from your eyes when your vision starts to fail - hence the pornography. Er.. Allegedly. Laptop here. 

 

[TheBoy]

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You can hold them further from your eyes when your vision starts to fail - hence the pornography. Er.. Allegedly. Laptop here. 

 

Still a sign of failing eyesight, old man

[GastronomicKleptomaniac]

I'm slightly concerned, given that my computing knowledge is somewhere between "zero" and "can download vast amounts of pornography until his computer explodes" - my idea was going to be to plug into the router instead of using Wi-fi, yet some learned folk have already suggested it! Maybe I'm not as useless as I thought!

Most folk use tabs now. Sitting at a pc is soooooo yesterday.

Jesus, I really am not a computer man, I was like "yeah, I have tabs, I use them in Chrome- oh, hang on..."

[Rog]

I'm slightly concerned, given that my computing knowledge is somewhere between "zero" and "can download vast amounts of pornography until his computer explodes" - my idea was going to be to plug into the router instead of using Wi-fi, yet some learned folk have already suggested it! Maybe I'm not as useless as I thought!

Most folk use tabs now. Sitting at a pc is soooooo yesterday.

Me too. I like the little blue ones . . . . 

[cleggy]

How did it go with the police?

[cd 2.2]

Police actually took me seriously 
They went to the persons house, they told them that they had received several reports in the area and they were to cease all suspicious activity as they faced up to 6 months in prison, up to £700 fine and if it was to continue that their equipment was to be taken for further investigation!

Result has been for all hacking attempts to stop and I've also been helpful enough to tell them that it was me that reported them and any further attempts would be met by me "showing them how it's done" lol 

one very happy me

[cleggy]

Good result, pleased for you and pleased that the police took appropriate action. 

[Gaffers]

Good to see plod with a backbone